1 year ago

The Teacher Puked All Over The Chalkboard!

Just a few weeks ago, before school ended, my evil math teacher Mrs. O'Reilly asked a bunch of us stay after school to go over problems that we just didn't get in class.

My friends and I were SO annoyed...especially because it was so nice out. We wanted to enjoy the day! 

So one of my pals had this idea to slip some sour milk into Mrs. O'Reilly's coffee. The hope was that it would make her so sick, she would cancel the study session.

I felt bold that day, so I volunteered to do it.

At lunch, I found some old milk that the cafeteria ladies were supposed to throw out...and then smuggled one container into the teacher's lounge.

Then, when Mrs. O'Reilly was distracted, I poured half of the nasty stuff into her coffee. And she drank it down without blinking!

Just a few minutes into the boring after-school study hall, the teacher tried to write something on the chalkboard...but she got so sick, she hurled all over it!

It was so gross! Mrs. O'Reilly was just a mess of chalk and undigested food bits...ewwww!!!

Fortunately for us, she canceled the rest of the session. And we were home free! 

How's that for a daring deed? 

 

 
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in 1897 a lady was in the woods and got lost wa ghost killed her and if this doesnt get posted in three more stories she will come and take over you

 
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Was it really WORTH making her throw up? I would have had a sub go in and watch all you guys and kept you there extra unless someone (YOU) confesses!

 
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i agree with alicecullentwin. yeah it must have been funny and i would be mad if i had to stay after school to do more work but she was just trying to help. that is so mean. how would you like it if someone did that to you? always think about that

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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Aww.. poor teacher. Is it worth to get your teacher sick, just to go home? she must have been in pain. Have you evr though that maybe... she was trying to help you with math problems so you can into college and have a good life? Count to 10 before you do something mean :) -Alice Cullen Twin

 
 
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wooow.....

 
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i would do that in a hartbeat to my math teacher too! y r they so mean?

 
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that happend ounce my teacher barfed but because they felt bad not because anyone tried anything mean

 
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right on that is awsome! that would be sick!

 
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YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!!!! i know shes mean but make her sick so u can skip?... mean

 
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SURRRE...U GUYS LIE SO YOUR STORIES GET PICKED

 
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eww that is sooooooo gross

 
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lol nice job lol did she get suspisous bout it afterwards ??

 
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lol! thats so gross! :P

 
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lol good trick hell yah id be totally up fr it but unfortunetly.. if i c someone vommit i will vommit so tht wuld just ruin my whoole evenin

 
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um she was just trying to help you!

 
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LOL! nice!

 
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haha this is where i live!!!!! i wish i new wat school!

 
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haha that was funny omg

 
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gross but tat was a nice trick

 
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that was a great joke but i would hate to see vomote

 
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that is good! lmao!!

 
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that is good! lmao!!

 
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cool but bad 4 teacher

 
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Wow thats crazy!!! i'm going to try that lol

 
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That's just pretty immature. For a start, she couldn't force you to stay after school, and it was for your own benefit. But really, that was childish.

 
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That's a pretty daring deed!

 
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thats mean wat u did

 
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that was a good and gross idea!!!

 
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She's just trying to help you out! She doesn't want you to fail, you could've killed her!

 
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THATS SO MEAN! u could've really hurt her!

 
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i agree with team jonas

 
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yes, this is the non-evil room, kid. the doors over there. USE IT.

 
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OMG U STUPID PERSON U COULD HAVE LANDED HER IN THE HOSPITAL DO U EVEN WANT AN EDUCATION GEEZ STUPID UR MRS. CHUCKIE THE CREEPY DOLL!!!

 
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Manuela and ur so called "friends", u could have landed your teacher in the hospital. she was trying to help u and u make her sick. u are such an ass

 
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niiiccceee

 
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oh and u too cutiepie4eva

 
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i agree with xxfirexxicexx3. no one deserves that.

 
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wow she could have gotten rushed to the hospital because of you

 
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thats kinda mean especially if u dont get the math problem. Then u should stay after. But come on not even she desveres that

 
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good idea, i wonder if it will work 4 me??

 
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meenies

 
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math sucks

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. did she know it was u.

 
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gyz ur meen

 
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That wuz just so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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That wuz just so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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COOL! I HATE MATH TOO.

 
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that made me mad she was tryin to help you and you make her sick shes just trying to help you with your grade your a brat,selfish butthead!!<:[

 
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thats evil! get a life! you have like a whole year to "enjoy the day"...plus, she was going tto HELP you with your math problems. get a life!

 
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