5 months ago

I Clogged His Sink With Puke!

A few weeks ago, my crush Eric invited me over to his house to have lunch with him. Even though I woke up that day with a BIG stomachache, I didn’t want to turn down the date. I mean, Eric’s the cutest!

So I took a Pepto Bismol and sucked it up. The problem was, Eric’s mom had made sandwiches for us with mayo, which I’m allergic to. And I didn’t realize it until AFTER I took a few bites.

Needless to say, my stomach was sooooo not happy.

I ran into the bathroom to, um, relieve myself. But when I tried to flush, the toilet wouldn’t go down!

Not only that, but the combination of the poopy stench and my sick stomach made me so queasy that I hurled…right into the bathroom sink!

So basically, I clogged the toilet AND the sink in Eric’s bathroom. What a mess!

When he and his mom finally came up to check on me, they saw the disaster and felt really bad for me. But I could tell by their disgusted expressions that they also thought I was a freak.

I haven’t heard from Eric since that day. And I can’t bear to call him. What do you think?

Would he ever go out with me again after I was basically a walking puke and poo factory?

 

 
Like it?
239

Send this to your BFFS!

Send us your own funny stuff!

 

Post a comment!

 
Avatar

i would go out with you again . i would just ask what was wrong and feel sry for you.

 
Avatar

ok ew and very embarassing

 
Avatar

i dont think so but if ur ;lucky maybe

 
Avatar

pretty embarrassing, but it's good that he felt bad for you

 
Avatar

wow thats pretty gross

 
 
Avatar

wow thats pretty gross

 
Avatar

oh gosh, i'd die

 
Avatar

oh ma god. i got no words for that. dang how can you puke and shit in your crushes house.worser then, clog the friggin toilets? eeeeeeeeeeee sucks for you. karina,14,california-reseda:)

 
Avatar

tell eric that your allergic to mayo and that you didn't feel good but you said yes anyway because your so cute

 
Avatar

OMG girl if that happened to me i would start crying!!!!!!!!!!! By.Babybowers,MI

 
Avatar

OMG girl if that happened to me I would start crying Brittney,11,MI

 
Avatar

of course he would. unless hes a jerk. it happens 2 everyone and u just didnt feel good. no big deal.

 
Avatar

dont worry about it. cause you know what? if he cares he wouldnt mind that little thing. it happens to everyone! call him and see what happens. love, bb

 
Avatar

That is disgusting but get over it and call him he could want to call you to but he thinks you are to embarrased to talk to him. Call him and see what happens, at least you would know. Love, Aaliyah

 
Avatar

EEEEEEEEw the pic is nasty! But you should tell him that you are allergic

 
Avatar

omg if i was him i would die laughing and be like "YOU SICK FREAK!!!!!!! YOU CLEANING THIS UP" hahah yah im evil >:)

 
Avatar

AHH! the puke isnt as bad as the poopy!

 
Avatar

i feel bad...lmao...haha...sucks 2 be u

 
Avatar

omg that reaaaaaallllyyyyy sux!

 
Avatar

that is sooooooo gross. ewwwww!!!!

 
Avatar

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Avatar

EWWWWWW Thats disgusting i really feel bad 4 u

 
Avatar

ok, yeah that pic iz barf worthy w/o the story 2 go along

 
Avatar

yeah, i mean if i were a guy! like he hasn't puked b4... jerk

 
Avatar

that pic just like, grossed me out. i have a tendancy for gagging at REALLY gross looking or smelling things. DOES ANYONE AGREE?!?!?!

 
Avatar

who pukes in the sink?

 
Avatar

wow sounds tough

 
Avatar

oh i feel bad.

 
Avatar

If he likes you he should. If he doesn't after something like that the you need to forget him...he's not worth it

 
Avatar

Girl One Thing If U Guys Get Married Or If U Guys Dont Never Forget That, When Your Older U Guys Will Think About It And Laff So Just Forget About it Sincerely-Me

 
Avatar

Oh Gosh I Wouldint Be Able To Even Survive If That Happend To Me . I Feel Extremely Bad For You

 
Avatar

i feel so sad for you :'(

 
Avatar

just tell him the truth..its the best thing..and i think he would TOTALLY understand...and if he didnt..well then he is just a corny,rude,loser, and maybe cute lolz but yeah

 
Avatar

OMG. If he's acting like that, then he's a jerk. I mean, if u got sick, then he should be feeling sorry for you, and making sure your ok, not acting like your a disgusting freak.

 
Avatar

hello IM JADE BYEBYE

 
Avatar

Ehmagawd! That's not your fault! Well, it's your stomach's fault...but, anyway, whatevs! Seriously, if he was a good guy he wouldn't hold anything against you.

 
Avatar

Hey its not ur fault. Its his mom's fault 4 putting mayo on the sandwhiches Nena

 
Avatar

save the emmbaressment and move on :]

 
Avatar

that suckz girly srry i love this really hot guy named...... well im not telling he is really sexy!!

 
Avatar

i think u shud call him again or w/e its not ur fault ur alergic to mayo...

 
Avatar

this picture looks disguting, it looks like crap and puke put together! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Avatar

how freakin bad sorry u were sick that day, but your crush and his mom should have knocked and asked if u were okay thats what my parents would do, Or u could have locked the door and said just a mintute so u could find a plunger somewhere. anyway, sorry. Sincerly, Courtney

 
Avatar

mmm that looks delious

 
Avatar

NO! Sorry! That is so freakin hilarous!

 
Avatar

omgsh pic=NASTY!!EW!! and gw? my crush's name is erik 2! (w/ a k tho) that sux tho!!! sorry:'(

 
Avatar

omg you should of look in the sandwhich b4 you ate it!really, a lot of ppl put mayo on the sandwhich.....HELLO!

 
Avatar

EWW. the picture is disgusting. looks like vomit piee

 
Avatar

EWW. the picture is disgusting. looks like vomit piee

 
Avatar

call him i meen its not ur fault u were allergic.

 
Avatar

awww its not ur fault call him and pretend liek it neverr happeneed

 
Previous123456789Next