1 year ago

I Clogged His Sink With Puke!

A few weeks ago, my crush Eric invited me over to his house to have lunch with him. Even though I woke up that day with a BIG stomachache, I didn’t want to turn down the date. I mean, Eric’s the cutest!

So I took a Pepto Bismol and sucked it up. The problem was, Eric’s mom had made sandwiches for us with mayo, which I’m allergic to. And I didn’t realize it until AFTER I took a few bites.

Needless to say, my stomach was sooooo not happy.

I ran into the bathroom to, um, relieve myself. But when I tried to flush, the toilet wouldn’t go down!

Not only that, but the combination of the poopy stench and my sick stomach made me so queasy that I hurled…right into the bathroom sink!

So basically, I clogged the toilet AND the sink in Eric’s bathroom. What a mess!

When he and his mom finally came up to check on me, they saw the disaster and felt really bad for me. But I could tell by their disgusted expressions that they also thought I was a freak.

I haven’t heard from Eric since that day. And I can’t bear to call him. What do you think?

Would he ever go out with me again after I was basically a walking puke and poo factory?

 

 
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He shouldnt care. If he reallyliked you then he would have made you feel better.

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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you should call someone who is sympathetic like one of your bffs

 
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awwww...if he wouldnt talk 2 u just because u got sick, the hes a skunk bag!

 
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the pic is gross.

 
 
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No,girl,don't.I don't think he likes u anymore.If he did he would call or at least talk to u.Ur gonna have to move on.But u should definatly tell him what happened. Explain urself.

 
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How long was it? I'm sure he would be fine with a call

 
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call him and tell him

 
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im alergic to grass ....

 
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Yes just tell him you are alergic an dyou get queasy around it!

 
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ask him for a chance

 
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No, no, no, no, NO, no, no...

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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i read so many things like this so i would judt tell them im allergic

 
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He may go out with you if you guys were right for each but he may not maybe he isnt willing to look past it.

 
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Aw, that sux! I think he should go back out with you. You couldnt help your stomach was upset. lol.

 
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Ew! I would be so embarassed if it happened 2 me!

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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maybe. everyone barfs, and everyone poops, and there was mayonnaise on your sandwich which you are allergic to. i can see why he would be grossed out, but you were sick.

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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no way! just kidding you sound nice!

 
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Aww that sucks

 
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plllllzzzzzzzzzdnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

 
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totally, but eat pizza next time dude

 
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Ok that is gross, but I feel sorry for you. I mean you can't just think that someone walks around everyday barfin all over, an stinkin the place up w/ ur poo. If you ask me Eric is kind of a jerk for dumpin u after u felt bad all day just didn't wanna turn him down. Pobrecito! (Spanish for poor thing. I no I spelled it wrong.)

 
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eeeewwwww!!!!!

 
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thats just sad

 
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aw ans ew!!!!!!!!!!

 
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he should of told you what you guys were having!

 
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WELL if Eric really does like u he'll PROBALY go out with u again dispit ur nasty disaster oh i didnt mean with with intense of hurting u

 
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rpatzrox and anonymous ur both super super sick who carez what it looks like im eating a sundae here

 
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rpatzrox and anonymous ur both super super sick who carez what it looks like im eating a sundae here

 
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it looks like mushroom and cheese

 
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that "thing" in the sink looks like pizza! its looks yummy!!!!

 
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you should have looked to see if there was mayo on there first!

 
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Did he know u were alergic i totes agree with prettyprincess17

 
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oh its okay he wasnt the right guy any way if he let his mom make sandwhich with mayo on it if he knew you were allergic which you are lucky my mom makes me eat that stuff. yugh!

 
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anonymous it wasnt her stomachs fault sheesh.

 
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Itz not your fault but the chances are not looking good

 
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If he likes you he won't care about that.

 
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The picture is so discusting. It's not your fault

 
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just talk to eric as a friend and show him how cool you are. Don't bring up the incident but if he does just laugh and ay sorry in a joking way. Make sure ur stomach's settled this time!

 
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IT WASNT YOUR FAULT... TT WAS YOUR STOMACHES FAULT.

 
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jeez its not that big of a deal just call him. he wont fricken care

 
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its not your fault !!

 
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oh if he isnt a jerk then yep her would go out with u

 
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He must b an IDIO.T if he doesnt ask u out cuz of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Anonymous, I could choke you! You don't judge anybody by the way your @#! be actin'.

 
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Hey, don't be afraid to talk to him.It was an accident. Would you talk to him again if he puked in your sink.Maybe?well just tell him you are sorry and next time you feel sick,just postpone the date.That way you will get the date when you can actually enjoy it.Have courage:]

 
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eeww blah that must have been gross nxt time look b4 u eat ok? ewewew poop+puke= D-8

 
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