1 year ago

I Clogged His Sink With Puke!

A few weeks ago, my crush Eric invited me over to his house to have lunch with him. Even though I woke up that day with a BIG stomachache, I didn’t want to turn down the date. I mean, Eric’s the cutest!

So I took a Pepto Bismol and sucked it up. The problem was, Eric’s mom had made sandwiches for us with mayo, which I’m allergic to. And I didn’t realize it until AFTER I took a few bites.

Needless to say, my stomach was sooooo not happy.

I ran into the bathroom to, um, relieve myself. But when I tried to flush, the toilet wouldn’t go down!

Not only that, but the combination of the poopy stench and my sick stomach made me so queasy that I hurled…right into the bathroom sink!

So basically, I clogged the toilet AND the sink in Eric’s bathroom. What a mess!

When he and his mom finally came up to check on me, they saw the disaster and felt really bad for me. But I could tell by their disgusted expressions that they also thought I was a freak.

I haven’t heard from Eric since that day. And I can’t bear to call him. What do you think?

Would he ever go out with me again after I was basically a walking puke and poo factory?

 

 
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I can not imagine the smell

 
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eeeeew! why the heck would u put up a picture of it?! ! you are grosss

 
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SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY S RY SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY

 
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that must have been reall gross

 
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sry.

 
 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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sry.

 
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oh man that reallllly sucks i feel bad for u but you really should have like called him i mean if you told him you wernt feeling good then im sure he'd understand and like go on another date with you a differnt day

 
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wat a stoop!!!!!!!!!!

 
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wat a stup!

 
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i wouldnt go out with him if i were him

 
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Please don't worry about it! And his mom should understand. I sure hope you told her afterward that you were allergic to mayo . . .

 
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i think that it would be ok to call him i mean its not ur fault i think that if he was really a good guy that he would understand

 
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of course he'd go out with you again!evryone pukes!

 
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i would say sorry about it, joke on it, then try to talk normal pretend it never happened he might forget

 
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i would tell him i wasnt feeling well that morning and that i really didnt want to cancelle

 
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Oh yeah and say if you don't understand that im sorry because I bet you get sick to do you think HOW EMBARRESING that was!

 
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Tell him that you had a stomache ache but you didn't want to stand him up and that your really sorry but the sandwich had mayo and your allergic say im sorry again but thats the truth!

 
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uhm.. that pixzer.... N-A-S-T-Y... NASTY!

 
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that picture is disgusting

 
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wow that's nasty but the pic is nastier

 
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The picture is nasty.

 
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ppl get sick all the time if he was a good man he would understand your diliemma

 
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obviously he isnt worth it if he needs a perfect girlfriend. i hate boys who need perfect girls...

 
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forget about him no nody's perfect

 
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did you ever explain you were allergic to the mayo in the sandwich? he would understand what happened if you explained it bet if not he's not worth worrying about

 
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yeaa everyon does that ughh some people just are so meann

 
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you should've just told him u couldn't go i mean he would understand its not like hes gonna go like ugh well this was gonna be te best date ever and u ruined it! its not like he was gonna do that i mean u could've gone on a better day...

 
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i'm so sorry! that must have felt awful. but i would just like talk to him casually: try to get someone else to talk to him then start talking to that someone. that way he'll know you're not TOTALLY embarrassed about it. and he'll know you moved on.

 
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call him and b like im sorry i clogged ur toilet and sink i was allergic to the mayo and i dint know after a few ites

 
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ewww i feel sry 4 u n u shud go 4 a 2nd date

 
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i would be likk damn;thats;groooos

 
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everybody gets sick..

 
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i would go out with you again . i would just ask what was wrong and feel sry for you.

 
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ok ew and very embarassing

 
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i dont think so but if ur ;lucky maybe

 
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pretty embarrassing, but it's good that he felt bad for you