1 year ago
I Clogged His Sink With Puke!
Submitted by Dara (14), from Ann Arbor, MI
A few weeks ago, my crush Eric invited me over to his house to have lunch with him. Even though I woke up that day with a BIG stomachache, I didn’t want to turn down the date. I mean, Eric’s the cutest!
So I took a Pepto Bismol and sucked it up. The problem was, Eric’s mom had made sandwiches for us with mayo, which I’m allergic to. And I didn’t realize it until AFTER I took a few bites.
Needless to say, my stomach was sooooo not happy.
I ran into the bathroom to, um, relieve myself. But when I tried to flush, the toilet wouldn’t go down!
Not only that, but the combination of the poopy stench and my sick stomach made me so queasy that I hurled…right into the bathroom sink!
So basically, I clogged the toilet AND the sink in Eric’s bathroom. What a mess!
When he and his mom finally came up to check on me, they saw the disaster and felt really bad for me. But I could tell by their disgusted expressions that they also thought I was a freak.
I haven’t heard from Eric since that day. And I can’t bear to call him. What do you think?
Would he ever go out with me again after I was basically a walking puke and poo factory?
i feel 4 ya!
No he will never go back out with you i am sorry to say that but its true.
No he will never go back out with you i am sorry to say that but its true.
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mabye he will go out again with you
eww that pic is kinda gross
Wow datz really crazy.!! But u sud try 2 talk 2 him nd jus 4get da whole thing... he actz like he doesn't puke nd umm well do doo-doo wen he's sick...lolsz its a normal thing nd if he thinks datz weird den HE'S da freak *Alecia*
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tell him that you were really sick but didnt wanna turn down the date =]
i say call him and stuff...its not that big a deal
if he knew you were sick then he might date you
CALL HIM
call him tell him what happned laugh it over
i think u shud call him... its worth it. and if he was really a nice guy he wud hav understood.
wow that is just said you should've made it a diferrent day like duh
that picture is nasty
just tell him u were allergic 2 mayo
Just tell him the complete truth, " I was really sick that day, But i wanted to see you anyways...." THATS WHAT I WOULD DO ANYWAYS :)
EVERYONE throws up and stuff at times and you had allergies! call him and say sorry but you didn't know that the sandwiches had mayonaise! if he's worth it he will under stand.
don't think so
uh...waddya thank? duh!! no he wouldnt!
no
Well first off you should of told him if u can get together another time, its not your fault your alergce to mayo!
yuckers! but funny cuz u said walking puke and poo factory!altho if u just explain what happened, mayb things will get better
i dont date gurls
umm idk
i woulda just old him it was all puke....he woulda prob felt so bad for me he wouldnt of cared
OK NOW I THAT I SAW THAT PIC I'M GONNA PUKE I COULD HAVE LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT SEEING THAT.......EWWWWWW
thats so gross but at least u didnt puke on him
that is so sad. i feel 4 u dude.
the picture grossed me out. lol
oh em gee!!!well at least u didnt do wat my frend did she pooped in the sink...retard!and it got cloged always looking at the bright side in life
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU
Oh,That's sad!
why didnt u wash it out
hey 1 time i had 2 go #2 and my toilet was getting fixed and so i just went out in the backyard and pooped but when i looked up my cute neigbor was totally starring me down! i just waved and was like hey ive seen u naked before! then my dog came up behind me and started eating my poop. *******end********
i think you should tell him that you're allergic to mayo and thats why um that happened!
Dear Dara, I think you should ask Eric if he could come over and talk about the terrible moment that happened.
I feel bad for you!
i wouldnt blame him if he didnt call u back...u clogged his toilet with poo,and clogged his sink with puke...EW..!
next time.... ask ur crush mother if there any mayo so u wouldnt have puke in toilet or the sink!!! so disgusting!
good thing it wasnt poop in the sink and puke in the toilet so sorry!
i think u should call eric and tell him you had a mistake and you are very sorry .if u think i gave great advice email me a hottie_tmart@yahoo.com
i think u should call eric and tell him you had a mistake and you are very sorry .if u think i gave great advice email me a hottie_tmart@yahoo.com
nasty!
i'm so sorry about that on when i was in kindergarden i woke up and i puking really badly but thet still made me go to school and i puked infront of my class and my crush in gym then the teacher took me upside down in the trashcan until i was done puking.
wow thats sucks! idk wat 2 say except best of luck
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wow puke is sooo gross in the sink evin grosser why what about the toilt think about the toilt not the sink u have to think about it.