1 year ago
I Clogged His Sink With Puke!
Submitted by Dara (14), from Ann Arbor, MI
A few weeks ago, my crush Eric invited me over to his house to have lunch with him. Even though I woke up that day with a BIG stomachache, I didn’t want to turn down the date. I mean, Eric’s the cutest!
So I took a Pepto Bismol and sucked it up. The problem was, Eric’s mom had made sandwiches for us with mayo, which I’m allergic to. And I didn’t realize it until AFTER I took a few bites.
Needless to say, my stomach was sooooo not happy.
I ran into the bathroom to, um, relieve myself. But when I tried to flush, the toilet wouldn’t go down!
Not only that, but the combination of the poopy stench and my sick stomach made me so queasy that I hurled…right into the bathroom sink!
So basically, I clogged the toilet AND the sink in Eric’s bathroom. What a mess!
When he and his mom finally came up to check on me, they saw the disaster and felt really bad for me. But I could tell by their disgusted expressions that they also thought I was a freak.
I haven’t heard from Eric since that day. And I can’t bear to call him. What do you think?
Would he ever go out with me again after I was basically a walking puke and poo factory?
wow puke is sooo gross in the sink evin grosser why what about the toilt think about the toilt not the sink u have to think about it.
OMG! I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU! IDK WHAT TO SAY! I WOULD DIE OF EMBARESMENT!!! BEST OF LUCK! :D
one quashtion if its been like three weeks no/
I THINK U SHOULD CALL HIM AND TELL HIM WHAT HAPPEND WITH UR PROMBLEMS LIKE I MEAN ERICS MOM SHOULD OF TELL U IF U WOULD LIKE MAYO IN UR SANDWITCHE ..BUT UNLESS IF SHE MAID THEM WAY BEFORE U WENT TO ERICS HOUSE ...BUT LIKE I SAID ITS NOT UR FAULT BUT I UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPEND ...BY THE WAY MY BROTHER GOT GROSSED OUT WHEN HE READIT WITH ME LIKE RIGHT NOW BUT I THINK HIS GOING TO BE OKAY ...U SHOULD CALL ERIC AND TELL HIM ..BUT WHEN UR REALLY READY TO TEL HIM. :p......OH BY THE WAY IF U NEED ANY ADVICE OR NEED ANYTHING GO AHEAD AND EMAIL ME AT ANAHI_568@YAHOO.COM
thats not ur fault..
man thats a stinky situation i think if you gave it a little time and then explained your situation he would go out with you again :)
I think so because you just didn't feel good and so u puked it's not like it was your fault you puked.
that's gross!
I think you should talk to him cuz if he thinks your a freak then hes not worth keeping!!!!
send him an e-mail or I.M. him, that way u dont hav 2 do it face 2 face
that stinks. call him or send him a letter
I feel really bad for you! that must have sucked!
I think that you should call him and tell him that it was just a weird, bad accident. The whole thing and to please don't think that your weird.
i fell bad for you
i think u should call him and tell him what happened and then if he doesnt understand or he still acts weird around u start sayin stuff lyk what its not lyk u have never puked before or pooped before and then he will feel bad for ignorin u and bein rude when it happened email me for anymore advise at sarah2flower@hotmail.com
just explain everything and make him a funny card about the poo and puke lol myb a poem :)
call him
he will think its nice you wanted to spend time with he he will understand
that would suck
that would suck
awww hes a jerk.
thats so sick but i fell bad for you too.
just call and be like um i am sorry about our last date but i really like you and was wondering if you would want to go on a date perhaps without mayo
you should call him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if he thinks ur a freak than hes not worth it he should really care about u
i think you should call him maby he forgot
ummm. that pic is a little groos
u shuold totaly call him if hes really worth ur time he'll understand
yah call him and apoligise to him u''ll b fine!!i promise!!cuz i've ben there done that!!all though im 11!!! from Cynthia ps if that dont work call me!!903-454-3408 thnx
you should have not gone and told him, like, how about tomorrow? And, you should talk to him. If he doesnt understand, then hes a jerk!
come on i dont think guys would hold grudges that long. but its really gross about the poo and puke. say that you are sorry and you are allergic to mayo. DO NOT DOUBT IT THAT HE WONT UNDERSTAND He will!
dont be so hard on your self, everyone has to- well, you know you should call him, tell him sorry and say that you are allergic to mayo
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I'll admit it's gross but seroisly?! what person seroisly judges aperson on one incident?! But if it happened twice...
no he wont take u out again .....DUH!!
ooh thats totally distgusting i bet he will tell the school and embaress you!! But I wouldn't blamme him GROSS !!!!!! Next time tell him im just not feling so well and ask about another time. you won't get as embaressed and he won't be grossed out
this is nasty.and the pic is just ugh.gross.nextime stay home.and tell him we can go out tmrow.that's embarrassing.maybe hell go out wth u.
oh that really is embarrasing!! but it was't your fault!
its jus allergie~*~Tiffani~*~s
that pic is revolting that pic is nnaassttyy! u had to show us the pic I agree
that pic is revolting
that pic is nnaassttyy!
get a new bf and forget Eric.
u had to show us the pic
just explain to him and tell him your sorry and say that was alergic to mayo so he will understand
just call him. and if hes making fun of u say JERK and forget about everything!
He should go out with you again! I mean everyone gets sick!And if he dosent (go out with you) then he is a jerk forget him!
IT IS OK SO WRITE A LETTER FROM ANONYMOUS MET HE AFTER SCHOOL WEAR A HAT AND TELL HE YOU SORRY THEN TAKE THE HAT OFF AND IF IT DOES NOT WORK CALL HE A BIG FAT JERK OK IF HE CALL DO NOT ANSER OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i was a boy and i dated u than i would because you were allergic to the food so it is not ur fault.
i think hes a jerk he made fun of u u just could have told her that u were alergec and u should call him he is probablay likes u alittle bit still u should ask him at school or where ever