1 year ago

I Clogged His Sink With Puke!

A few weeks ago, my crush Eric invited me over to his house to have lunch with him. Even though I woke up that day with a BIG stomachache, I didn’t want to turn down the date. I mean, Eric’s the cutest!

So I took a Pepto Bismol and sucked it up. The problem was, Eric’s mom had made sandwiches for us with mayo, which I’m allergic to. And I didn’t realize it until AFTER I took a few bites.

Needless to say, my stomach was sooooo not happy.

I ran into the bathroom to, um, relieve myself. But when I tried to flush, the toilet wouldn’t go down!

Not only that, but the combination of the poopy stench and my sick stomach made me so queasy that I hurled…right into the bathroom sink!

So basically, I clogged the toilet AND the sink in Eric’s bathroom. What a mess!

When he and his mom finally came up to check on me, they saw the disaster and felt really bad for me. But I could tell by their disgusted expressions that they also thought I was a freak.

I haven’t heard from Eric since that day. And I can’t bear to call him. What do you think?

Would he ever go out with me again after I was basically a walking puke and poo factory?

 

 
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i think he should of given you another chance. everybody gets sick and it wasn't ur fault!!

 
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i feel sorry 4 u

 
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ewww i think he should give u another chance cause what if that was him would u give him another chance so ttyl bye!!!

 
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so srry but thats so groodie!!!

 
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nasty i would have told him i was allergic

 
 
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tell him and make it clear that you are allergic to the mayo and tell him your sorry in the nicest way possible. and i have a few tips for you: 1.if your sick stay home; if he likes you he'll ask to hang with you again 2.ask whats in the food before you eat it!

 
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um ew

 
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That totally sucks i feel for you! Lol

 
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u could have jus told him that u were sick he would have understand so next time u two would have a good time together

 
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hurlllllllll

 
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The picture is actually really gross

 
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it wasnt ur fault u should call him and tell him nxt time no mayonnaise!!

 
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U Know That Puke In The Pic? I Saw That In A Magic Store xD

 
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thats gross. but it wasent ur fault so u should totaly call him!

 
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ya you should call him and then tell him about your allergy

 
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I am soo sorry but I think you should have just told him you were allergic to mayo after you realized it. Also you couldve explained to him that you couldnt go that morning because you were sick. i think he wouldve understood and if not then i guess he's not that great anyway.

 
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it was not your fault that you were sick.iv done that a lot of times.you should call him.

 
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if he liked you he would go out with you..but how TOTALLY gross. everybody does it sometimw in their life.

 
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just the picture makes me wanna gag!!

 
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ok.....

 
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maybe you should just call him, apologize and tell him what happened. I'm sorry it happened.

 
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if he likes you he will still talk to u

 
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Wow that's offlwe

 
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if he really likes you he would call you if he dosent hes not worth your time

 
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Ha Ha Ha ok well you probally shouldnt call him again but ya know there are so many other people.

 
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if he really likes you he would talk to you and forget about the whole thing

 
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o geez i am srry u shudnt be so hard on ur self there r plenty mor fish in the sea! hehe

 
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If he really likes you he will think past that accident...

 
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maybe

 
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if hes not talking to u dont talk to him!!!!!!!

 
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I think you sould never talk to him again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

 
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yeah i think he should go on a you again date

 
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well when he called I would of turned him down its fun playing hard to get they want u more and he would of asked u out like 2 days later lol geez theres 1000 other hotties in this world

 
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call him apologize and make another date!!! im sure he has had an upset stomache before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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umm no srry but i wouldnt go out with you.

 
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omg i feel so bad for you! plus i sooo hate throwing up so like i wouldnt have just like waited up there cuz i would have bin freaking out so yea. i think it would be best to call him and tell him everything :)

 
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aww that's so sad.

 
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send an email dont just sit there an if he doesnt email u back email him again n tell him wat had happen and y it went wrong!!!

 
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well i would send an email. ASAP

 
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Im going 2 a jonas bros concert 2 nite! Iam soooooo excited! In ur face! Hahahahahahha jk

 
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if it were up to me id wait about a week and then talk to you again because of ur persinality

 
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Eww the picture i gross

 
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I think by now guys should understand that when girls like them, they tend to embarress them selves a lot. So don't worry and t

 
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I think by now guys should understand that when girls like them, they tend to embarress them selves a lot. So don't worry and t

 
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Say 2 him u didnt want his and his family to be so sad and u didnt want to ruin the date. I like a guy named Nck Villani............ dont want 2 no what happened there of what people said 2 him.

 
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That must stink...at least you tried to go there on the date...

 
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send him an e-mail to explain EVERYTHING. most guys like honesty. plus he wont think ur a freak n e more. besides, he will TOTALLY luv it if he finds out u found a way out of being sick just 2 go on a date wit him :P :) (L)

 
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NO BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND U R NOT!

 
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i think you should try to ask him out again you never now what can happen. . . so what do you say give it a try ask him out again!!