1 year ago

I Clogged His Sink With Puke!

A few weeks ago, my crush Eric invited me over to his house to have lunch with him. Even though I woke up that day with a BIG stomachache, I didn’t want to turn down the date. I mean, Eric’s the cutest!

So I took a Pepto Bismol and sucked it up. The problem was, Eric’s mom had made sandwiches for us with mayo, which I’m allergic to. And I didn’t realize it until AFTER I took a few bites.

Needless to say, my stomach was sooooo not happy.

I ran into the bathroom to, um, relieve myself. But when I tried to flush, the toilet wouldn’t go down!

Not only that, but the combination of the poopy stench and my sick stomach made me so queasy that I hurled…right into the bathroom sink!

So basically, I clogged the toilet AND the sink in Eric’s bathroom. What a mess!

When he and his mom finally came up to check on me, they saw the disaster and felt really bad for me. But I could tell by their disgusted expressions that they also thought I was a freak.

I haven’t heard from Eric since that day. And I can’t bear to call him. What do you think?

Would he ever go out with me again after I was basically a walking puke and poo factory?

 

 
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call him and say sorry there was mayo in the sandwich that ur mom gave me

 
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call him and explain

 
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he probaly will but u were sick so he shouldnt be mean

 
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CALL HIM we all get stomahe aches hes prob finr with it just call him

 
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I think that you should call him and just see why he has'nt called you yet.

 
 
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um wow

 
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Awww ...lol..u should call him...and probably explain the whole story,..im sure he'll understand :D

 
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"he should it not ur fault that u got sick it happen to everybody" ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS SUCH AN ERKS COMMENT!!! WHOEVER WROTE THIS, IS SUCH A LONER AND A GEEK!~ AND I CAN TELL!

 
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eeewewewewew! that's soo eerrrkkkss!!!

 
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omg if4u

 
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he should it not ur fault that u got sick it happen to everybody

 
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you should have asked for no mayo on your sandwich if your allergic.

 
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No, he doesn't appreciate ur waste products in his sink and toilet.

 
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thats sad but still ewww

 
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what a messy situation...

 
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OMG BE ALL LIKE "UM, HEY IM LIKE BULIMIC."

 
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if my bf caught me trying to clean up his bathroom after i puked it up i would run over and guve him the wettest sloppest kiss ever!! (tounge included) =P

 
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Maybe he forgot about tried to call him.

 
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CALL HIM!! i'm sure he'll loo past the puke and poo and see the wonderful grl underneath.... or not

 
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CALL HIM!! i'm sure he'll forgive u and want 2 be ur friend

 
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ew. if he doesnt like u now, then just find someone else. there are other fishies in the sea, right?

 
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JUST TRY. I MEAN THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN ALREADY HAPPENED.

 
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give it atry it cant hurt to try can it

 
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That sucks....i'm sorry. =[

 
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Its ok everyone has accidents but if he cant forgive you hes a jerk!

 
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I'm SO SRRY!!!

 
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that is really sad bc u really liked him

 
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no sorry!

 
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I would tell him what happened. I'm sure he would understand. I mean if he still think it's gross and doesn't want to date you, that's his problem. There's other fish in the sea.

 
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! i CAN not BELIVED THAT HAPPEND TO YOU. i THINK THAT HE MIGHT GO OUT WITH YOU AIGAIN.(MAYBE)

 
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i would tell him what happend

 
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I WOULD BE LIKE OMG IM SOOO SOOOO SOOOOOOOO SORRY ERIC!!! BUT YOUR MOMS DEMON SANDWICHES MADE ME HURL!! I SWEAR ON HER MAYO COVERED GRAVE THEY DID! I AM SOOO NOT BULIMIC!!

 
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ohhh i feel so srry 4 u but somethin like dat happ3n3d 2 m3 onc3

 
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haha that is funny but that pic is nasty

 
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u should call him it would be the right thing to do. he might not answer though that is just gross i am really sorry for u

 
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lmfao ur screwed thats just grosss. :D

 
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i think you should call him or email or something!! and explain the whole situation of why you clogged both things

 
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idk it depends i think he would cuz its mayo! anyway just tell him the real real honest to god truth he will probably understand!!!!!!!!!!..... ......................... ......................... ......................... ...............unless... he thinks it is still gross and will ruin ur life by telling everyone

 
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Im so sorry!:[ But hey something like that will happen to him too so its no biggy:]

 
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thats sucks but now you have to suck it up and call that boy back i mean if you really like him give it a shot i mean really what do you have to lose now and when you do call him make a joke about it thats what i would do

 
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If u sTiLl lIkE HiM CAlL hIm aND JuSt SaY iS It oK Can wE GET BaCk tOgEthEr cUz It wUz olY An aCcIdET IgHt And iT wUzN'T So baD iTs nOt lIKE u fIlLeD The whoLe HoUsE AnD NeIgHBoR hOoD WiT uR u knOw wAT

 
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tylersosmart is right he is such a jerk if he won't talk 2 u after that . i think going after him 4 so long wuz a waste of time just wit later on there will be mad guys 4 u in high school and college

 
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eww that is soo gross. but i'm so sorry that just had to happen 2 u!

 
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omg! haha!!

 
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just give it a shot tell him i atleast had the guts to show up to your house even though i was sick because obviousley i really did like you and i still do like you so maybe you should have the guts this time and give me a second chance to that and im shure it will work well good luck!

 
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omg! i feel so bad for you! if i were you i would at least try to talk to him and see what he thinks about the whole situation. i think it will be all right with him if you tell him that you were allergic to certain things!

 
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oh i feel sorry for you

 
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omg. i feel bad.=( hey..whatevers meant to be will come=]

 
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gross i feel so sorry 4 u but you should call him maybe he will be suprised about ur bravery that he will invit you back to his house but next time dont forget to tell them what ur illergic to or that may happen again.

 
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i think that you should call him up and say that you are sorry you did that to his bathroom and tell him you didnt know that there was mayo in it and you are highly allergic