1 year ago

I Clogged His Sink With Puke!

A few weeks ago, my crush Eric invited me over to his house to have lunch with him. Even though I woke up that day with a BIG stomachache, I didn’t want to turn down the date. I mean, Eric’s the cutest!

So I took a Pepto Bismol and sucked it up. The problem was, Eric’s mom had made sandwiches for us with mayo, which I’m allergic to. And I didn’t realize it until AFTER I took a few bites.

Needless to say, my stomach was sooooo not happy.

I ran into the bathroom to, um, relieve myself. But when I tried to flush, the toilet wouldn’t go down!

Not only that, but the combination of the poopy stench and my sick stomach made me so queasy that I hurled…right into the bathroom sink!

So basically, I clogged the toilet AND the sink in Eric’s bathroom. What a mess!

When he and his mom finally came up to check on me, they saw the disaster and felt really bad for me. But I could tell by their disgusted expressions that they also thought I was a freak.

I haven’t heard from Eric since that day. And I can’t bear to call him. What do you think?

Would he ever go out with me again after I was basically a walking puke and poo factory?

 

 
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He should have understood if you told him you didnt feel good and couldnt come over.Sorry for ya babigrl

 
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ick i feel bad 4 u. u should call him and say sorry and if he still doesnt 4give u or talk 2 u then hes not right 4 u.

 
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Yes he will i am sure

 
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I think he may need some time 2 get over it

 
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i don't think u should apologize it's not like it's your fault you're allergic to mayo! but if u still like him, call him anyway!

 
 
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hey don't worry about it everyone gets sick.You should call him he might understand nobodys perfect.

 
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i think you should ask him out most girls are afraid to ask a guy out and he turns you down thats his problem -DJ

 
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omigosh!!! i feel so bad for you!!! i would say sorry and try to forget about it!!!!

 
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that is a really gross picture, thay should not put that on there cause it might gross someone out enough to puke like you did!

 
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what do u have to lose ? call him and if doesnt understand why bother with him its not like every doesnt do that kind of stuff its normal so dont even feel bad he should be the one feeling bad and shoulda called to see how u were and after all u still went over feeling sick he should be greatful lol but give it a shout i,d give u a second chance if i was him

 
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ewwwwwwwwwww.... that was so yucky. i feel bad 4 u

 
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if i was eric i would give you another chance so just call him and say your sorry and get it over with

 
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if i was eric i would give you another chance so just call him and say your sorry and get it over with

 
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omg... that must have been horrible... i feel soo bad for u!!!!!!

 
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If he really likes you he will give you a second chance and if not hes not the guy for you!

 
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ewwwww oh well i know its gross but you should tell your crush that you are allergic to mayo then he would understand

 
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omg i feel so bad for u i wish that never happened i wish u luck the next time u go to someones house

 
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I DO NOT AGREE WITH THE "RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" COMMENT. JUST BE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Oh............ It's okay. If he really likes you and if he really is a nice guy, he would call you back. It's OK, I once threw up at my b-day party!!!

 
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um well they should have understood wat was wrong with you..he shoulded be a jerk..

 
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I'm sure he understands everybody has moments in life where they dont fell well because of food or others. I'm sure he'll go out with you again as long as he doesnt mind what came from the inside to the out!

 
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tHAT IS SO GROSS RRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN N DO NOT SHOW YOUR FACE IN SCHOOL AGAIN GET HOMESCHOOLED. 6 IN A HALF YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU

 
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO HE WON'T FORGIVEYOU THAT'S MESSED UP IF THERE WAS A WINDOW THERE YOU SHOULD HAVE CLIMBED OUT OF IT BEFORE HE AND HIS MOM SAW YOU.5YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU

 
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well, did u explain about the mayo? everyone poops & pukes so he probably understands lmao

 
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well, u were nice about it when u didn't turn him down....

 
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that picture grossed me out! eww!

 
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that stinks... i would be really embarrsed and you might want to talk to him again and appolgize so he doesnt get a really bad empression on you... might try going out again

 
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Listen girl friend u hv enough 2 worry about if he dnt take u bck he is a stupid fool try talkin 2 him maby he will understand there r other fish in the sea 2 swim fo and he dnt understand then get yo fishin rod and go 2 a pnd cause u gt work 2 do! Good luck ! *ice princess*

 
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Ok that's really groose who ever this person is I fell really bad for you unless ur lieing to me

 
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I feel bad you should call him :)

 
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wow that sucks. i fell sooooo bad for u. ={ but despite the embarassment i think u should talk to him and let him know that u r allergic to mayonaise and he should understand but if not he's not worth it.

 
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u should a least trie to talk to him

 
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omg i feel sooo BAD!! im like sooooo sorry for youhhh =( ...... i think you should try to talk to him in private that you really liked him and you didnt know that you where allergic to mayonaise and that you feel really embarrassed and your sorry.If he is cool about it,then give it another shot.If not,forget about your so-called realtionship. ~Julieebabi i

 
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give him this url and see what he thinks... maybe you can email it to him or insant msg him! Good luck!!! :-)

 
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EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWW THANK GOD HE IS A GOOLOOKING GUY!!!!!!

 
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that happened to me too

 
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that happened to me too

 
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OMG! Well it least he did not tell anybody.

 
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maby cause its not your fault and plus the way you said it they didnt look like they where mad people make mistakes so im saying yes just maby not back to erics house lol sorry

 
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wow thats sad 2 hear

 
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woahh!!! thats gross!

 
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Gurl i am so sorry about that

 
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Wait yeah I think he would if u erxpained nd alled him

 
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No sorry I dont think so that's sooooooooo emberrasing I can't beleive you went through that WOW what Wow thats all I can say

 
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I think that the best thing to do is talk to him. Because it might not be that his mad at you. It actually might be that he thinks that you're mad at him and his mom for not realizing you were allergic. So just talk to him and I bet he isn't mad at you.

 
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um i think you should bekuz hes the cutess

 
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i agree with the comment below me! well whoever you are you have good advice! stranger danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i hate this girl so much she makes me went to go to her house and slip her silly. from, angieNJ tale :i went to slip her.

 
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I think that you should call him and explain to him what happen because it isn't all your fault because you weren't sure what was in it at first. but that is sick ha ha and embarrassing!!!!

 
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i would call him and say that im sorry about what happened but the truth is i am allergic to mayo and when i woke u that morning i didnt feel so good. but i didnt want to turn down the date.i'm really sorry about what happened . but i have a question for u "do u still like me"?