1 year ago
Funniest Mouse Joke Ever?
The Nintendo DS contest is heating up! We've already wet ourselves from laughing at all the CRAZY funny jokes out there. (Thanks a lot! Now we have to walk around all awkward and stuff.)
Could THIS be the one that wins the prize?
"Two mice just moved into a human's house.
"The first mouse got the bedroom and the second mouse got the bathroom, and decided to sleep in the toilet...
"In the morning, the first mouse said, 'How was your night?' And the second mouse answered, 'Crazy! First it started to rain then I was saved by a log!'"
EWWWW!!!
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thats funnny
haha i get it
gross but funny
A guy walks into a shop "im in need of service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he hollered at the top of his lungs. then he asked "how much for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis egg?". "2 dollars" the employee replied. "i'll take it" the man said. Later that day he opened the egg and it was the type of egg you find in the 25 cent machines and it had slime in it
gross..
umm... ewwwwwwwwwwww!!
thats nasty
One day a bird laided an orange. her son said to her daughter "hey! look at the ORANGE MARMALAID!!!!" Get it? lol NOT FUNNY! Two muffins are sitting in an oven. one says to the other "hot in here isn't it?" the other muffin says "AHHHHHHHHHH TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!" ah ha ha gold of dry humor!!!
Ew. Gross
Theres a duck and it goes to a soda shoppe. it buys a float, then when the check comes, he says 'just put it on my bill' so they rest the paper on his bill. LOL. heres another: two cannibals go to a carnival. they play a few games, and then get hungry. so they start to eat one of the clowns. one turns to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you?' AHAH
that joke is soooooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOlOL
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
that is so funny HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ew lol funny + gross = that joke!
kinda funny but gross at the same time!
ewww the bat one is funny to
thats so not funny. ewwww
tht is so funny
Three mice moved into a bell tower full of bats. They went in search for cheese. They came back tot he center to rport what they have found. The first mouse says i was bitten by a bat! the other mice say that is crazy!!! THey go out again and report again. The first mouse says i was bitten by a bat again! they say thats crazy! So they search again. THe last 2 mice come back alone. Then a bat runs at them and says AAAaaahhh! I was bitten by a mouse!!!!
gross 100%
eww *1000000
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Thts funny!
UM, the girl who's comment is under mine, U are a bit wierd.
ew lol
lol
lol
ewww....but that's a good joke!
omg that was hilarious!
lol!! th is hilarious
lol this is really funny!
haha
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