1 year ago
I Had Diarrhea On My Picnic Date!
Submitted by Jacinda (14), from Southaven, MS
A few weeks ago, I was out with this guy named Rudy, who was just SO adorable.
He took me to the park for an afternoon picnic, with food he made himself!
Everything was going great. That is, until I felt the dreaded “D” coming on. Yup: Diarrhea.
Just as we set up all our blankets and stuff, I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to go Number Two. But there was nowhere to go!
As far as the eye could see, it was just like an open field and park benches. So I was basically sitting there, sweating bullets, just trying to hold it all in.
“You okay?” Rudy asked me at one point. “Um, yeah,” was all I could muster as I tried not to move too much.
Finally, though, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I ran as far away as I could, found a bush and then just dropped trou…
Right in front of a park security guard! “Excuse me, Miss. You can’t defecate here,” he said.
What could I do, though? I was already in the middle of “defecating!”
The guy actually gave me a ticket for being a “public nuisance” and escorted me back to where Rudy was.
I was so humiliated, that I just asked Rudy to take me back home. What a poopy picnic that was!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! DEFECATE!!!!!!!! oh my goodness, thats hilarious!
omg i feel soooooo bad for you but this had me doubled over laughing . . . what did Rudy say?
FAKE
omg i am like dieing on the floor from laughing so hard "defecate" lol XD
kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x
That happened to me one time to!!! Omg I had to go so bad i pooped right there and he said disgusting then ran back to his car. I had to call my mom to pick me up! So suckish!
Oh, that sucks.
I feel so bad for u. That is so sucks to bad it could have been worse
hahahaha the looks like coconut head from neds declasified who agrees with me
hahahaha the looks like coconut head from neds declasified who agrees with me
hahahaha the looks like coconut head from neds declasified who agrees with me
hahahaha the looks like coconut head from neds declasified who agrees with me
wowza crazy there gurl---luv j3ss
OMG i would've ran as far away from him as possible ten ran home!....lol so humiliating!
wowwy
i dont grossed out bad, but ewww
I would of taken the security guard's gun and shot him. haha
OMG........... i feel like, SOOOOOOOO Sorry for you!!!!!!!!!
thats,,,,,, EEEEWWWWWW
lol oh dear.
i feel sorry for you
"Excuse me,Miss.You can't defecate here." "Too late!"
grose
ew didnt you wipe your pants? LOL
eeewww!
I betcha u stunk big time lol
wow...and u sed u couldnt move too much or else...and u just run away...
ewwwwwww. gross.
ok...
OH WOW! OMG OMG OMG!
wtf is trou???
U R STUIPD
i no this is ramdom but CAN AN ACCOUNTED PERSON CHAT WITH ME RIGHT HERE IF U CAN
hi
hi
wat
OMFG i feel so sorry 4 u!!!
at least he didn't make fun of u
lol thats horrible
HEHEHEHE! HAHAHAHA!
the picture is so funny!
wow datz deep i would ov been so fuckin pissed off man me nd da gaurd would have to go a couple roundz
RUDY RUDY the red nosed reindeer i would hav kept on crappin then kicked the guy in the balls and ran
fuck! that's got to be some shit.
noice thts beastly dude im lovin it lmfao i woulda kiked the security guard in the teeth
That was dum of the gaurd. What are you suppose to do if you can't hold it in? Did Rudy know what happened?
thats notmeven true
That's SO embarassing!!! Atleast you might not see the guard again.
i am so sorry
hahaha.. i would have been like "stay away!!! i have a weapon and im not afraid to use it!!"