1 year ago
I Had Diarrhea On My Picnic Date!
Submitted by Jacinda (14), from Southaven, MS
A few weeks ago, I was out with this guy named Rudy, who was just SO adorable.
He took me to the park for an afternoon picnic, with food he made himself!
Everything was going great. That is, until I felt the dreaded “D” coming on. Yup: Diarrhea.
Just as we set up all our blankets and stuff, I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to go Number Two. But there was nowhere to go!
As far as the eye could see, it was just like an open field and park benches. So I was basically sitting there, sweating bullets, just trying to hold it all in.
“You okay?” Rudy asked me at one point. “Um, yeah,” was all I could muster as I tried not to move too much.
Finally, though, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I ran as far away as I could, found a bush and then just dropped trou…
Right in front of a park security guard! “Excuse me, Miss. You can’t defecate here,” he said.
What could I do, though? I was already in the middle of “defecating!”
The guy actually gave me a ticket for being a “public nuisance” and escorted me back to where Rudy was.
I was so humiliated, that I just asked Rudy to take me back home. What a poopy picnic that was!
eh ma gawd!!! how sad
oh my gosh! you poor thing! i feel soo bad!
awwwww u poor thing :[
that is so embarrsing!
i feel your pain. But it's okay!
aww that sucks Sorry !!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww im sorry but thats something really understanding sooooo i hope it didnt go over that bad
hahaha thats funny. But really embarrasing
at least Rudy wasn't the one who found you :p
awe thats soo unfortunate i feel soo bad for u
i would have just shoved the pooin the security guards face
haha sux 2 b u
wow i feel so0o0o0o bad 4 u thats awful. and kinda gross. but really the guy shouldnt have given u a ticket. not something u can really help.
i feel SOOO bad 4 u!!! that dunb security gaurd!! :(
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
a bad day ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hha hga
so lame
WOW THT SUX!
At least the boy didnt see you
lol
that security guards a jerk! as if it's never happened 2 him! ugh!
DORK
Wow! Thats kinda harsh that the guy would give you a ticket! If you gotta go, you gotta go. Right?
Well, at least you didn't fill your pants, which was your only other option at that point. The ticket seems a little much, though. A stern warning and bringing you back to Rudy would've been sufficient.
sorry but thats really funny....
wow...
how much was the ticket???? ~*~Tiffani~*~
o...m...g this is so emberrasing i am so sorry 4 u , Hopefully Rudy will forget about it lol
that must have been the worst ever!!!! I would have been soooo embarassed!!!
oohh thats sucky! "defacate"
what choice did you have tho?
o.m.f.g! whoa i woul totally die!
LMAO
I am sooo sorry. Hopefully Rudy has had the same thing so he can relate it.I hope things go good, if not there are other hotter, cuter, and sweeter guys.
ugh, u could have gone somewhere else besides in front of a security guard.... oh well, ur problem.....
O WELL
omg thats so emberrasing i fell so bad 4 u if thatwas me i would not talk 2 him 4 a couple of weeks =]
wow..... i would never be able to look at him ever again...or the secruity gaurd lol
dont worry.it is not your fault.every-1 has to use the bathroom.that dumb,stupid park should have had a bathroom
the place should have had a potty
it was not ur fault that u had to poo. the dumb place should hve a bathroom
defacate??!!lol!!oh yah srry!
it was not your fault.you had to go poop.
ewwwwww u shoulda went 2 the bathroom before ur date, thats wut i always do!!
They should have a bathroom there if your not aloud to pee or poo in the grass behind bushes!Did your crush care that you went number-2 in the bushes? Or was he like EEEEWWWWW!!
LOL how could she not see th park guard. She must be so embarrast. I wonder if her BF Rudy saw the ticket?
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wow that i s soo GROSS lol and how did she not see the guard ha ha ha THEY SHOULD HAVE A BATHROOM AT THE PARK lol
u should tell him what's going on with u
that sucks