1 year ago
I Had Diarrhea On My Picnic Date!
Submitted by Jacinda (14), from Southaven, MS
A few weeks ago, I was out with this guy named Rudy, who was just SO adorable.
He took me to the park for an afternoon picnic, with food he made himself!
Everything was going great. That is, until I felt the dreaded “D” coming on. Yup: Diarrhea.
Just as we set up all our blankets and stuff, I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to go Number Two. But there was nowhere to go!
As far as the eye could see, it was just like an open field and park benches. So I was basically sitting there, sweating bullets, just trying to hold it all in.
“You okay?” Rudy asked me at one point. “Um, yeah,” was all I could muster as I tried not to move too much.
Finally, though, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I ran as far away as I could, found a bush and then just dropped trou…
Right in front of a park security guard! “Excuse me, Miss. You can’t defecate here,” he said.
What could I do, though? I was already in the middle of “defecating!”
The guy actually gave me a ticket for being a “public nuisance” and escorted me back to where Rudy was.
I was so humiliated, that I just asked Rudy to take me back home. What a poopy picnic that was!
lol GROSS!! I pooped my pants once in 4th grade during a test. (I know - GROSSS!) I don't think we were allowed to go to the bathroom. One of my friends and this other boy were telling eachother how much it stunk, and so I plugged my nose to not make it obvious and make it look like I thought someone else did it too. Hopefully the person next to me didn't smell it! =/
they need to put a bathroom there
wow! srry though but still y wud a cop giv u a ticket 4 that and also "go" nxt time b4 u go out!
that suckz
omg if u cant go in the bushes then they should at least have a bathroom or something!!!!!!!!!! so rude
sad! i still think its stupid that a cop would give u a ticket for that!
but you was sad
did the guy find out what happened
omg i would change schools if i were u
that is so embarresing and the ticket thing that sucks
I had something like that happened to me a few years ago. it was awful!
wow tat must of sucked big time
OMG IM SO SRY!!! ULL GET OVR IT!
that is disgusting!
OMG I Wouldve Died....I Feel Bad For You
awww...thats sooo sad and kinda disgusting at the same time...
EWWWW...dat must have really sucked...but it funny how she just happened 2 take a big dump in front of a security guard..TOTALLY EMBARRESING!!
how do u post a story on da site?
lol you were already middle of "defecating"
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take out the 2wzeaqmthat it says that gross and disturbing
2wzeaqmthat gross and disturbing at the same time
that is embarresing
to bad
that has to be one of the most embarressing things i have ever heard!
Youch!
AWWWW! Somethin' really embarassing happened 2 me on a date 2. I know how ya feel!!
HAHAHAHA
omG! i fell soooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo soory 4 u!!!!!
feel so sorry for u poor u! u problably feel so embarrased
so just pay the pprice talk to him and never do that again &PAYTHE TICKET,so you dont C MY DADDY IN COURT GIRLLY GURL
omg! i feel so sorry for you!
eww well maybe one day that securiry guard will be in a similar situation and then he'll kno how u felt!
Yeah that sucks
ur sick..but then again u should've make sure that NO ONE was actually there.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm, ur so gross!
i feel bad,to. i have a crush on a cartoon person. im embarssed myself!!!!!!!!!!
oo....i couldn't show my face in public...EVER...again!!!
If he was hot ifell bad for you
im so sorry
omg that is o funny!just put it behind you
Public nuisance?? That would be the worst part of the day for me! And infront of "Rudy". Ugh, that's bad.
OMFG that was halirous. lol but in the years looking back on it it will be funny and ppl will soon forget about it i promise
lol. nice one.
ewwwwwwwww!!! i am sorry that happend to you i would just die if that happend to me!i could never laugh about that....
EWW. I HOPE RUDY UNDERSTOOD!
did the girl have fun lol
Don't worry and it will be funny to you in the future.
How embarrassing!! Don't sweat it, soon it will become funny and most people will forget!
Aw, I feel so bad for you, if that ever happened to me, i would wanna move to alaska!