1 year ago
I Had Diarrhea On My Picnic Date!
Submitted by Jacinda (14), from Southaven, MS
A few weeks ago, I was out with this guy named Rudy, who was just SO adorable.
He took me to the park for an afternoon picnic, with food he made himself!
Everything was going great. That is, until I felt the dreaded “D” coming on. Yup: Diarrhea.
Just as we set up all our blankets and stuff, I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to go Number Two. But there was nowhere to go!
As far as the eye could see, it was just like an open field and park benches. So I was basically sitting there, sweating bullets, just trying to hold it all in.
“You okay?” Rudy asked me at one point. “Um, yeah,” was all I could muster as I tried not to move too much.
Finally, though, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I ran as far away as I could, found a bush and then just dropped trou…
Right in front of a park security guard! “Excuse me, Miss. You can’t defecate here,” he said.
What could I do, though? I was already in the middle of “defecating!”
The guy actually gave me a ticket for being a “public nuisance” and escorted me back to where Rudy was.
I was so humiliated, that I just asked Rudy to take me back home. What a poopy picnic that was!
i had a picnic disater too. i feel embarresed like you hope youll get over it like i did
OMG thats terrible and dont sweat it almost everbody gets the big d so dont worry about it
Omg to the mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa aaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx but,don't you worry about it, I promise it will all blow over very soon.
dear i had diarrhea on my picnic that must have been humiliateing but as the yeers go by you and rudy will forget about it ......... so did rudy talk to you after that?
man i feel soo srry for u.
hope it doesn't happen again! lol
OMG!!! That stinks huh? Well, i bet you did... just kidding. Well, that must have been very humiliating, getting taken back to Rudy, and, everything!!!! LOL!!!! It was great! ( A little disturbing though!) jk
weird, i would've been so embaressed! well, it was still halarious, why didn't you just run a little further or at least look around to if anyone was there!!!!!!! did you have to pay the ticket and go to court and everything? that would've been sooo humiliating!!!!
ewwwwwww nasty
I'm so sorry 4 u!
omg i feel sooo sorry 4 u xxx!!!
zomg ! are you for realll !!! wow . that really sucks .
ya correct that totally was a pooopy date
I hate miley cyrus cuz she is soo stupid
omg
sux 4 her
Ohh boy! That's hilarious yet very embarrassing. ROFL!
I bet that you were really embarassed! But it is just so funny!!!!!
omg everyone always says omg how bout lmao
That sux. Ever thought about telling the guy you really really needed to go?i mean dont tell him you needed to got #2 but that you needed to go to the restroom that day cuz you ran a mile or something and drank lots of water.
omg thats so frekin embarassing but funny
so sad i would b so embaressed
not only would i be embarrised about the guy seeing me but the securiety guard too!
lmao.:D haha im sorry but thats so crazyyyy.!! id hate for that to happen.
omg i would be soo embarrassed if i were you. ahhh thats horrible.
i would be freaked
I suggest you look around to make sure no one is around then let it dump. Also, I hope that doesn't happen to u again.
omfg u serious wow thats scary
omg that sucks for you.
ahhhh that would be sooo horrible!!!!! i'd hate to be u no offence
that is soo nasty but sad because you really had to go
haha
that wasn't so emberasing. iactually pied in front of my crush and he was laughting at me and then i like this other guy and he asked me out and i said yes and then we went to the movies and in the middle of the movie i started farting and i actually pooped in my pants and you could see my pants all wet and it felt really weard. and after that he took me home and my brother was runing all over the house screming naked and he saw him it was like so imberesing.
omg that wuld have been horrible!
anyone wanna chat?
OMG that officer shouldent have given him that ticket cuz there was nowhere to go to the bathroom they atleast should have had some port-a-potty so you could go!
oooomg dat really sux i wuldve just asked him to take me home fro0m da beginning n den told him dat we can go out tomorrow but dat was ur fault dat was really .....idk watever thanx for sharin well not really dat was disgustin i didnt have to hear tht but peace out...
omg that's so gross!
Next time dont eat meat or beans
o my gosh that is bad OMG bet u felt worse Sorry
THAT HAD TO BE SO EMBARRASSING .
ooooooooooo
AWWW..I feel bad 4 her..well not my proble ;] ~~~~KaTiE_*
u should've gone @ home b4 u left!!
tht sux! hope the security guard wz cute :)lol
OMG!!! tat is holalaris and grooss at the sam time and i wud of died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
um yeah i would have told the security guard "Hey, Mr. Dude, im kinda on the middle of something here, so could you please go away!" but in the end if he wouldnt i would have stood up and pooped on him!!
woah!!!! that is just so embarrasing... sorry bout' that!!!
that is so like totally gross
and whos falt was that... oh, yeah URS!