1 year ago
I Had Diarrhea On My Picnic Date!
Submitted by Jacinda (14), from Southaven, MS
A few weeks ago, I was out with this guy named Rudy, who was just SO adorable.
He took me to the park for an afternoon picnic, with food he made himself!
Everything was going great. That is, until I felt the dreaded “D” coming on. Yup: Diarrhea.
Just as we set up all our blankets and stuff, I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to go Number Two. But there was nowhere to go!
As far as the eye could see, it was just like an open field and park benches. So I was basically sitting there, sweating bullets, just trying to hold it all in.
“You okay?” Rudy asked me at one point. “Um, yeah,” was all I could muster as I tried not to move too much.
Finally, though, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I ran as far away as I could, found a bush and then just dropped trou…
Right in front of a park security guard! “Excuse me, Miss. You can’t defecate here,” he said.
What could I do, though? I was already in the middle of “defecating!”
The guy actually gave me a ticket for being a “public nuisance” and escorted me back to where Rudy was.
I was so humiliated, that I just asked Rudy to take me back home. What a poopy picnic that was!
DANG THAT SUCKS BUTT!
that shouldnt be public
THATS MESSED UP!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!THATS SO NASTY AND JACKED UP!!!!!
woah
wow that would have been awful!!
OMG!!!!!LOL!!!!!MAN i feel soooooooooo sorry that actually happened 2 my step sis man i hated myself b/c i had 2 clean it that sucked no duh.!.!.!
omg that is sooooooo embarassimg
haha that is so humiluating !! LOL !!
haha, wow, i would acctually die
haha, wow, i would actually die
that suks but it is the past don't lets that stop u forget abt it. it was just a bathroom major
OMG!!!lol thats funny though
that suck's1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Oh my gosh! I feel sorry for you. I that happend to me, I'd Cry! Well I dunno but would be Sooo embarressed!
lol lol lol ha ha you freak thats nasty and sick ha ha i feel so sorry for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol ha if i were you i wouldnt go to school at all!!!1
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel sooo bad for her!!!!!!!!! I know that i would have just died rite then and there!!!!
talk about embarassing!!!!! :)
That is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!1
HA HA THAT IS EMBARESSING!☺
i feel so sorry for you girl that had to be embarrasing for you but i am glad you must have gotten over it by now.
i rule
lolz!!!! i feel bad for you....
THAT WAS SO NASTY AND EMBARRASSING!! LOLZ
wow. omg i would have been sooooo embarassed. especially since the security guard had to interupt you right in the middle of ur business!
LOL! Nice comment at the end!! I feel your pain.
wow ;; tha sound'sz rely bad. dun wrry cuz he prolly felt tha same embarrassment. we all hav 2 go thru sumtin lyk tht so dont feel bad. x]
i soo feel sorry 4 u
im sorry but... that was so funny and hulmuluatiting that i lol at the whole story i mean the whole story!!!!!!!!!! LOL
ohhhhhh i fell so sorry 4 u
OMG!!!I cannot believe that security guard walked up to u he should of waited to u wer done!Hww rude!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't belive that he caught u right in the middle of a #2!!! Thats so gross and scary!!!!!!!!!
omg i cant believe someone came up to you while you were doing number TWO
um no offense but that sounded horrible... Rudy mustv'e been humiliated 2... seeing he wa there with you on a date and the security guard and everything.... oh u poor thing and rudy well next time go to a place where there are bathrooms. It's just a suggestion.lol
wow i feel sooooooooo bad
ew
Okay just sayin but y not go 2 a romantic restaurant or just go and eat some place...... l8r,g8r
Im soooo sorry! that's horrible. don't worry, we've all been embarrassed and humiliated before.
lol that would be embarrassing!!! i feel bad for u!!
at least he didn't see u, I'd rather the park security guard catch me than him!
i feel soooooooo sorry for you
wow, that's such a sin.
HaAaaaaaaaaa ThAt WaS S00 fUnnYy.....SoRrY FoR The ThE bAd DaTe!!!
next time u should proubly go befor the date!!!!!!
aw ! that sucks
awww! thats really embarrasing! but its ok, everybody gets embarrassed in front of and boys and stuff. its just part of life.
I like the stories. They're funny.
ha ha ha ha
aaaaaaaaaaaw i feel so bad for u!!
im sorry and that must have tot stunk