1 year ago
I Had Diarrhea On My Picnic Date!
Submitted by Jacinda (14), from Southaven, MS
A few weeks ago, I was out with this guy named Rudy, who was just SO adorable.
He took me to the park for an afternoon picnic, with food he made himself!
Everything was going great. That is, until I felt the dreaded “D” coming on. Yup: Diarrhea.
Just as we set up all our blankets and stuff, I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to go Number Two. But there was nowhere to go!
As far as the eye could see, it was just like an open field and park benches. So I was basically sitting there, sweating bullets, just trying to hold it all in.
“You okay?” Rudy asked me at one point. “Um, yeah,” was all I could muster as I tried not to move too much.
Finally, though, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I ran as far away as I could, found a bush and then just dropped trou…
Right in front of a park security guard! “Excuse me, Miss. You can’t defecate here,” he said.
What could I do, though? I was already in the middle of “defecating!”
The guy actually gave me a ticket for being a “public nuisance” and escorted me back to where Rudy was.
I was so humiliated, that I just asked Rudy to take me back home. What a poopy picnic that was!
SORRY
aww SORRY big time girl
if that was me i would be super imberresed and i would be really imberresed to tell my parents about the ticket maybe i would try 2 find a way 2 hide it from them and pay it l8r i would be scared to show my face 2 my boyfriend
that would be so imberresing i would never had been brave 2 see his face u r brave 18r
i think there is enough ouches already but OUCH!!!!!!
awwww thats terrrrrible!
wow
i feel soooooooooo sorry for you!
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! um OUCH!!!!!!
You should have asked Rudy if there was a bathroom anywhere and said i just want to wash my hands. Duh!
Why didn't you just ask if you could use the restroom there is always one in a park.
thats sooo horrible, did rudy ever talk to you agagin???
next time go to the bathrooom before you go on a date!!
Hey ask to go somewhere and say you despretally need somthig and use the bathroom there