1 year ago

My Snot Landed In His Food!

OMG, you guys, this was the most embarrassing thing ever!

About a week ago, this really cute boy who lives next door to me named Terry asked me to go to the mall with him, because he knew how much I know about fashion (and he wanted me to help him pick out clothes).

It started out as an awesome date, but things went bad quickly…

As we were grabbing lunch at McDs, I could feel my allergies kick in. Which meant, I was sneezing CONSTANTLY.

So basically I was like a human snot machine. Real attractive, right?

But to top it off, as we were sitting down to eat our burgers, I let out one big “achoo!” and a huge gob of snot landed right in Terry’s fries!

He was so grossed out, he started gagging. And basically, we barely spoke to each other for the rest of the mall trip.

Now, he calls me “Booger Betty!” Isn’t that the worst?!
 
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at least he still talks to u

 
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aww thats so emmbarising! AND THAT GUYS A JERK! HE STARTED GAGING(JERK) AND THEN CALLING HER BOOGER BETTY!:P

 
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eewwy

 
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thats gross....but you couldnt help it.I get allergies too.You could have sneezed in his face,but u didnt

 
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wow thats rude

 
 
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that is sorry BOOGER BETTY

 
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JFGHFJUGHUFGBJEUFFHUJUEBV ID!

 
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U SHOULD OF GOT LOTS OF NAPKINS!!!!!!!

 
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thats so gross but he was a jerk about it

 
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what the hell your such a creep

 
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what a jerk

 
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wow that stinks. I feel so sry 4 u betty. Hey don't feel bad mayb he'll undrstnd. Cuz it wasn't it falt ur allergys took over. I luv Taylor lautner! Luv ya, liela

 
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he will get over it

 
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aww call him snotty ----whatever his name is goes in the blank

 
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wack

 
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epic fail

 
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its not her fault she has ALLERGIES!!!!

 
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Ewwwwww thts sooo nastyyy yu shood hav excused ur self n lik say yu hav to go to the bathroom

 
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LOL at the the anonymus comment under mine lol

 
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omg--in my school there is this lunch monitor, right---her name is betty but at least u dont have her nickname-lol-sweaty bettylolol she isreally fat with pools of sweat arond her armpits!!!! ;loloololol

 
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omg tht sux so badd!!! lol i feel bad 4 u!! OMG tho, when i was at my friends bday party, we were playing broken telephone, and i started laffing!! a bunch of SNOT came out of my nose all over my face!! they pretended not 2 c it cuz i coverd my face and went 2 the BR, but then i heard them crack up when i left the room!!! EMBARRASING!! loll

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 
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If he calls u booger betty then he's a donkey, thats extremely mean.

 
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aww that sucks. but he should b embarrassed...his name is terry...

 
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if he's calling you bogger betty, don't go out with him again. he's not right for you.

 
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Well that's rude He should be the one who's embarrassed With a name like Terry...

 
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JBLuver705 is rite... u have allergies, no biggie!

 
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dats just rude...u have allergies..hes such a jrek..i would just 4get bout him

 
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hes a jerk its jus allergies ~*~Tiffani~*~

 
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dont wanna b mean but didnt u have napkins? also @least he still talks 2 u

 
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eww i sneezed in my crushes hand

 
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get a tissue!! gross

 
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that little white square thingy is called a tissue. BLOW!

 
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Are you serious?

 
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u use it to stop things like that from happening!

 
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It's this little white thing called tissue! Come on b 4real now!

 
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 
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how embarassing but im sure things will be better inthe morning

 
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Booger Betty? D: I'm sorry..

 
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smouth move dude

 
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omg!

 
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WOW... lol... juss laugh itt off it could have been worse! this is life so things are going to happen.

 
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aww im sry hunn

 
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i wudve been lik "excuse me" covering my nose, then have left!

 
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i got highlights today =)

 
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WELL BLESS U HA HA BOOGER BUTT

 
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well then he is a jerk 4 not letting it go

 
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i feel for u sumthing kinda like tht happened to me and it really sucks........boys/guys r jerks so us girls gots to stick together!!!!!

 
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thats so gross!

 
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It could have been worse!

 
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