1 year ago
That's My Baby You Just Dissed!
The search for the Funniest Joke Of All Time is still on, and the competition is getting as crazy as a monkey in a crib. Could this be a finalist?
"A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! Ugh!'
"The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down fuming. She says to the man next to her 'The bus driver just insulted me!'
"The man says 'You go right up there and tell him off! I'll hold your monkey for you."
Oh, hahahah, we get it! Because the baby is so ugly it looks like a little monkey, right? But monkeys are kinda cute! Hmmmm...
Well, if you think you can come up with a more LOL-worthy joke, just click here. Time to monkey around!
monkeys r cute
lol the lady should tell the bus driver "yes u r" or some curses would be nicee
im sure we evolved from monkeys because well we sortta look like them but with less hair and no tail! I belive in god but i dont belive he made humans, monkeys did!
thats messed up lol
i agree with ladygagarox12.
i agree with ladygagarox12.
Yah. I agree with ladygagarox. We were never monkeys. Then we would like, eat with our FACES! I used to think bothe when I was five, but now I know.
Um teamtaylorfan not to burst your bubble or anything (lol),but we were never monkeys. Well I dont belive we were because I am a Christian so yah. People this is just my opinion but if u wanna scream at me through a comment (ohh im so scared) go ahead cause Im gonna stand up for what I belive.
not funny
<3 monkayss
GO MONKEYS
that pic is so cute fyi your baby is a monkey
Monkeys are the CUTEST things in the world! There HARMLESS! Ppl who disses monkeys are just rude there like our next generation. We use to be monkeys for goodness sakes. Monkeys are the future if ppl don't keep cutting our forests down. Monkeys rock everyone.TeamTaylor
i LOVE monkeys they ROCK
i LOVE monkeys they ROCK
i LOVE monkeys they ROCK
CAZZY
i love monkeys thats why edward called me spider(monkey)!!!!LOL
Thats funny i heard that one b4!!!
gol-dang that is one heck of drop dead baby
dey so cute!!!
so frikin funny!!!
Monkeys ARE ugly so Hahahahaha! Actually, not too much, kinda funny though.
poor lil guy :(
That is like the stupidest, non-funny, idiotic jokes iv eva heard!!!! oh, yeah i hope your not a finalist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
i dont think it is that funny
The monkeys cute but I don't think its that funny.
gotta give the monkey some luv!
awwwww!!!! how cute
ha, monkeys are always funny!
it's not TERRIBLE, but i think i can do better. i'm gonna sign up right now
Thats not funny!
Flippin' Lochness Monster Turd!!!!!!
monkies are cute!!!!!!!