1 year ago
I Peed Right On My Crush!
Submitted by Brenda (14), from Chestnut Hill, PA
This was one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me, you guys!The other week, I was at my bff Tatiana's house and she invited a couple of the hottest guys in school to come swim with us. It was so awesome to see them all with their shirts off!
And it was even cooler when my crush Josh asked me to get on his shoulders to play a game of "chicken."
Only one problem: I have a very weak bladder! And drinking three glasses of lemonade was not a good idea.
When Tatiana’s sister came out and spilled a banana smoothie all over herself, I began laughing really hard and couldn’t stop!
In fact, I was giggling so much…that I peed right on the back of Josh’s neck!
“Ewwww!!!” he cried as everybody pointed and laughed.
Guess the joke was really on me (everybody calls me “Pool Pee-er” now). Ugh!
hahahahaha im laffing so hard im srry but its funny but thats rlly sad i wud cry if that happened 2 me and if i wer josh ID CRY EVEN HARDER
omg!!! reading that i myself got emmbarrased im sooo sorryy
yo!! lol
OMG THAT SOUNDS REALLY EMBARRASSING.
1.cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into ur hand (make ur hand into a fist)3. post on 3 different stories AND 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER
There is this guy in my class who has a bladder the size of a peanut he keeps rushing out of lessons to go to the bathroom
1.cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into ur hand (make ur hand into a fist)3. post on 3 different stories AND 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER
i have a very very very weak and tiny blatter too !!!!!
gross but see tell him that you have a weak blatter and say im so sorry could we start over
apologize 2 him he'll understand.
eww
this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
if u new that u had a really weak bladder and drank 3 glasses of lemonade y did u still get on his back u should've went to the bathroom first!
WOW.U peed on HIM????That's rlly bad.
OH MY GOSH
THAT JUST STINKS!!!!!! I feel bad for u.
thats really sad i wonder if he still likes he!!!!!!!!
i feel real srry for u
haha that is soooo funny !
next, stop sign it on the lemonade, and try to hold it in lol
if i were u i would never drink lemonade again
i feel bad that must suck next time dont drink so muh lemonade
Eww no afence but thats really gross.
srry for u-vfc#1fan
soooooooooooooo sooorry! =(
:(
Sorry did he leave after 2 take a shower
omg i feel super sorry for u and the dude but mainly for you
i fell sorry for you its not your falt you have a week bladder
i feel so bad for u nxt jump off asap and show off ur moves then say gotta txt nataliy real quick' they'll ask who that is and you'll semm all mysterious then make a beak for it in the bathroom
aww i feel baddd
wow thats one thing that is embarrassing!!!
that is absolutely nasty. that should never be okay. never. you people fail to realize that chicken is played ABOVE THE WATER. so, when she peed on him, it was obvious. nothing you could cover up.
u should of went to the bathroom BEFORE you went to the pool
Y DID U PEE ON HIM NASTY
OMG!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that would be the worst thing ever
and kayleen95: first of all, its FIRST, second, if u did a stunt it would squirt midair, and third, WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
if u have a week bladder then y u go on his back@@@@
teamjonas11:fist of all you wouldnt see pee in a pool and second if you made a big enough scene really fast rite when it started he wouldnt have felt it!
That would be SO EMBARRASING.. But its funny I am LMAO!!!
That would be SO EMBARRASING.. But its funny I am LMAO!!!
That would be SO EMBARRASING.. But its funny I am LMAO!!!
OMG!how embarrasing!...ha!sucker!
omg! i would be like "aha, dude why is your neck getting soo warm? EW WHAT IS THAT?" and jump off like he has some kinda disease
omg,i would die if that happened to me.
aww that is so sad... poor you!
kayleen95 im sure josh felt pee on his neck all warm and everyone saw yellow in the pool.
how do u play chicken???