I Farted In My Crush's Lap!
A couple of weeks ago, I was at a BBQ at my friend's Lisa's house. I was so psyched, because she also invited my #1 crush of all time, Nate, over!
While the guys sat around, my friends got a game of Truth or Dare going. And since everyone there knew I was crushin' on Nate, Lisa dared me to go over and sit on his lap.
If I didn’t do it, Lisa said she'd go over and tell Nate I was in love with him. So what choice did I have?
Slight problem, though — I had really bad gas from all the barbeque...
But I didn't want to back down from the challenge. So I clenched my butt cheeks as much as I could to prevent the gas leak...and then sat on Nate's lap.
Nate thought it was totally hilarious that I just crashed on his lap without warning, and we both started laughing. But I laughed so hard, that I let one rip!
It wasn’t a huge fart, but it was big enough for Nate to feel it on his leg. Plus, it was STANKY!
“Nice one,” Nate announced to everyone. I walked away totally red in the face, while all my friends just cracked up. Now my name is "Smelly Kelly."
Ugh! Is there ANY chance in the world Nate will ever speak to me after my dare went PFFFFTTTTT?
I can keep my farts in :D
LOL clenched ur butt cheeks! if some1 had a crush on me and he sat in my lap and farted i wud NOT like him bak at all lol
omg tht is so hilarious you know read mine
wow
ewwwwww I wouldeve never went out with you ever again if I was a guy!
ewwwwww I wouldeve never went out with you ever again if I was a guy!
similare story: I was hagning with my friend amanda at her house this super cute boy across the street came over and started talking to us. i was like omg he's so cute. we began playing truth or dare as well ( i had alot to drink that morning) when amanda dared me to go andsit on jack. he began bouncing me up and down on his knee which i kept laughing over then amanda came and sta on the other knee and he fell over amanda started laughing as did jack and me but i realized i was sitting on his stomache and first i let out a huge fart and all the apple juice came rushing out. i peed on jack and now he wont even let me come within half a meter of him!
whoa!!!! i have no idea what to say to that!!!!
Idk but that would be kinda funny. dont crush yourself he may or may not like you ever.
he looks like some1..... just dont know who
people fart like 30 times a day...so what if you farted. Be happy :D
woah. that suckssss.
that guy is georgeous!!!!!!111
dat guy in the pic is sooooo hottt (L)
tell him the truth he will understand if he is anything like i think he is
wow.. i feel so bad for you ! i hope that never happens again !!
Haha... Go suck some saggy sausages
awww......sorry! i'm friends wit all the guys in my school! the thing to do was to play along with it and hope it blows over the next day!! lol i am sorry though!
i did that once on my DAD
its just a farttt. haha.
omg im so sorry. but that is also really funny.
just laugh along with them. act like nothing happened. go up to nat e and say hey remember the time when i let one rip. just start laughing with him. he will think u r a nice and a easy girl to get along with!:):):):)
oh im so sry i dont think hes gonna talk 2 u again but is that him in the pic?
ya, not really
HA HA HA HA HA HA LMAO
hahahahah thats so funny
LMAO!!,. AHAHAHAHA probally out of pity
Been there done that just dont let it bother you
dam the guy in the pic is sooooo UGLY gosh! is tht really him?!?
uups u ded
uhhh...not sure.
dam the guy in the pic is sooooo HOT gosh! is tht really him?!?!
that stinks 4 u
Probably not:(
Well that stinks! no pun intended ...ok maybe a little!
nope
Oh, well that stinks. Lol sorry I had 2 XD Aww, no i'm pretty sure he'll talk 2 u =D
Uh... ewwww! Sucks for you
LMAO!! "it was STANKY!!" hahaha thats so funnyy but say it was a dare or someething:D
man,thats got to b embaresing i feel really bad for ya!
man,thats got to b embaresing i feel really bad for ya!
Ouch. thats gotta stink.lol. its alrite evryone does it.:)
omg, that is so hilarious. That dude is so hot in the picture. Is that really him?
omg thats so freakin funny but is that him in the pic beacuse hess fiiiiiiinnnneeeeeeee (fine)
OMG! The guy the the pix have earrings on both of his ears. LOL!
I don't think Nate will talk to you ever again, sorry to burst ur bubble!
well shit happens and thats natural even thow it is hillarious
he most be a moron . just donot tell him that
joejonaslovesme is stupid
LOL. You should've just asked him out before that happened.