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Fan Says To "Twilight" Star: BITE ME

The fangs are coming out!

Hottie Robert Pattinson (who will play vampire Edward Cullen in the big-screen version of Twilight, out November 21) has a crazy story about meeting a 7 year-old fan:

She wanted to be his snack!

"She went really quiet and she was like, "Can you bite me?'" Robert told E! Online. "It wasn't a joke ... I looked at her and thought, 'Do you know what you're saying?'"

Hey — a hickie is more memorable than an autograph!

FUNNIEST COMMENTS:

cullenfan243: "He can take a bite out of me anytime!"

anonymous: "did she think she would turn into a vampire...or a celebrity?"

twilightluver: "hope he got his rabies shots!!!"

 
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I agree he is a hugeeeeeeeee drunk, but he still is hott. like that one where it says nobody asks him out, its prolly cuz he is a drunk. he turned to drinking after Twilight and Kristin turned to pot!

 
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he is a drunk....i dont want him to bite me

 
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rawr ! he can bite meh anytime ;]

 
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i want him 2 bite me sooo bad, instead of bella/kristen stewart who SMOKES POT

 
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Thats adorable, she probably didn't know any better

 
 
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woooooooooooooooow he can bite me anytime but i really prefer the mysterious jasper!x

 
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I wish i was the little girl. .xD

 
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His hair we can fix but let me pamper my neck so i can be a vampire and gat a hickey!

 
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haaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa thats hilarious!! and since im like..in love with Rob Pattinson, he can bite me anytime to!!! Rob`s adorable and sexy!!!! i<3Robert!!!

 
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Edward can bite my pillow, bite my headboard and bruse my body anyday!!!

 
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OMG HE IS SOO hot! I wished he bit me!!!

 
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ohmygawd!she's 7.i wouldn't want a hickie at that age even if it was robert pattinson.now if it was kellan lutz...

 
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he can bite me if he would like =] <3

 
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wut a retarded gurl

 
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I dont care if he bit me cause he's HOT! lol luv TWILIGHT

 
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you bite me anyday any time!!

 
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I wouldn't mind if he bit me..

 
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lol oh wow thats funny

 
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ummm in my world Edward really does exist,,, and i would do ANYTHING TO BE BELLA!!!!!!!!! OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOOO LUCKY!!!!!!!

 
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lol yeah i heard about that too. You should have heard how he said it he made it sound kinda hot. lol but regardless, i think these fans are really going to the extreme, maybe they should try to remember that vampires aren't real and robert is only PLAYING edward. he is not literally edward. i dont think he would want to be lol. -Sarah M.-

 
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I'm not all that great looking, but maybe his bite would make some of his attractiveness rub off on me. lol

 
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I think it would be illegal to do that Rob...in so many ways...

 
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dont worry edward! i wont feel the pain just sweet sweet victory

 
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He can take a bite out of me anytime <3

 
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Bite me Cullen. Just do it <3 Lol BITE ME INSTEAD!!!!!

 
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That would be extremlty awkward. I would be like sorry no.But I could understand why she would want him to bite her.I would to but I never would ask him that.

 
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That is sooooo funnyy....can u bite me....umm no ur a little to young....so funny

 
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Edward states at bella cause he wants to read her mind and he can't but then he falls in love with her so he doesn't change her into a vampire cause he wants her to have her life. He is immortal and she wants to be too so she can be with him forever. Emment and rosalie are together, alice and jasper and esme and carlisle. Edward was the only one who wasent with anyone but then he found bella. If you could live forever what would you live for?

 
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ok...

 
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he is soo hot

 
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ohh baby. yu can bite me anytimee[;

 
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Rob is sooo freakin hawt

 
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LOL she doesn't know wat the hell she is saying :) poor little girl.

 
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LOL she doesn't know wat the hell she is saying :) poor little girl.

 
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I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON! HES HOT =] ♥♥ i would love to get bitten by him.

 
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Robert,...i love you! BITE ME!!!!!!

 
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MOST DEF. CAN BITE ME!!!

 
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MOST DEF. CAN BITE ME!!!

 
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MOST DEF. CAN BITE ME!!!

 
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WOAH I WISH THAT HE WOULD BITE ME!! HaHa that would be AwEsOmE!

 
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wow thats weird poor little girl

 
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edward doesnt stare at bella cause hes fasinated he is trying 2 read her mind but he cant havent u seen the movie

 
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omg she just wants 2 b on the news or a magazine or wants him 2 remember her comment back 2 me at myspace.com/spongebobrule zzz

 
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ummm... well yeah rob is amazinngg but i dont rele want him to bite me......

 
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OMG! That's so cute! How did she know about Twilight anyways?? Whatever, that's cute!!!

 
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I think Edward is cute, but the real Hottie is Emmeet. He's so much stronger and he is much better looking!!!!!!!

 
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haha i would do that. Anyday baby. haha i love edward/robert

 
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Id let a Cullens family vampire bite me anyday!

 
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hahaha,..that's so ridiculous.. maybe it's better if she'd asked: Can you kiss me..?? hahaha

 
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hope ur in the mood for food!LOL!

 
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