2 months ago

Tales Of Stupidity: I Burned My Crush's Face!

OK, so I FINALLY got to chill with this gorgeous guy named Jeremy outside of school. He asked me to go to Starbucks!

Everything was going cool. He even kept touching my arm to tell me things. Total flirt sign!

But then I went to get him a cup of coffee and totally tripped over someone’s computer cord…and I spilled the scalding hot liquid in Jeremy’s face!

We put a bunch of ice on it and he’s OK now. But I still feel like a spaz.

So not hot.
 
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Wow ur total crazy wow if I was the boy I whould have got a cup and throw it in ur face

 
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OMG!!! That is really bad.... I am glad to hear that everything is okay

 
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OMG THT SUX, U BETTA BE REALLY HOT XD

 
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god you a**hole why did you do that to your boyfriend was it french vanilla? i bet he thinks you a total retard!

 
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hahah funny. if i were you, i would have been soooo ambarassed. if i was jeremy, i would have sooo dumped you! lol jk

 
 
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did you fuck afterwards

 
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im so sorry! well, atleats he understood... didnt he?

 
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ok no one talks like that.. I TOTALLY, TOTAL !@#!@ RAD DUDE! SURFER MAAANN !.. honestly were not 8

 
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lamo rly oh my god i feel so bad

 
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haha wow i feel so bad for u and Jeremy!! soryy....:(

 
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does he still tlk 2 you?

 
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gawsh that sucks.. and u know all u people who say its not true, y waist ur time, and mayb the point of this is making up stories--- sooo wat??

 
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this isnt true why do you guys believer this shit

 
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its total sketch look att the pic

 
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ouch

 
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Wow

 
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omg i feel bad 4 u lol

 
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o wowz thats just krazy

 
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Hey, it happens. You might not like it, but lifes not fair.

 
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god, that would hurt. i would never go near u agan.

 
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Oww that would so hurt but if he was a good guy he would forgive you cause it was a accedent.

 
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In kelso's words "BURN!"

 
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Ha! Sorry about that, bet it was all good up till then, but if he was really a good guy he would totally forgive you! if he didn't he's so not worth it! -Rainyday567 http://theangelcode.wordp ress.com/

 
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Haha, that's hilarious. He probably just wanted to get in your pants anyway. Why the hell would you go to Starbucks for a date?

 
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i did the same thing....cept it was on perpous

 
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i did the same thing....cept it was on perpous

 
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thats gotta hurt

 
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WELL AT LEAST YOUR FACE DIDN'T BURN HALF TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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that must have hurt!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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lol

 
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that would hurt duhhh what was i saying

 
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omg im so sorry Hey check out www.angelthebook.com I went to it cause I heard about it on here and it is amazing!!!

 
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burn baby burn

 
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HECK ON

 
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If i was you i would run and say sorry later.

 
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awwhh thats sad;'(

 
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thats ok we all go threw something embarising

 
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lol ur sooooooooo clumsy... clutzilla much???

 
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LOL THIRD DEGREEE BURNNNN!!!

 
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wow thats gay!

 
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omg i feel for you!!! does he still like you? then it cud be ur little story wit him

 
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omg so srry 4 u 2

 
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Awww poor guy

 
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wow that some storyy!

 
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hahahaha oh my.

 
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Not that bad actually I remmember jackin off when my crush walked in and I came on her face

 
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ouch well as long as he knew it was an accident i think it should all work out

 
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O0 DAMN ITSZ A GUD THIN HESZ O0KKSZ...BUT YHU SUDNT FEEL LIKE A SPAZZ BECUSZ IT WASZNT YA FAULT

 
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OH! ThTAS GONNA LEAVE A MARK!

 
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Lol, when I saw the pic, I thought u actually turned yr crush in fire, but when I read the story, I'm relieved but I feel sorry 4 u. ):

 
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