2 months ago

He Caught Me Kissing A Mannequin!

Last week, I was at the mall with a bunch of my friends, shopping for a hot new outfit to wear to impress this guy I have a crush on named Mike.

Well, we were all in JC Penney, kinda goofing around, when we all saw a mannequin that looked a little bit like Mike!

My friend Annette (who's a total goofball) dared me to give the mannequin a little peck on the cheek.

I was feeling bold, so I figured "Sure, why not!"

So, when the store security guards weren't looking, I started smooching the fake dude.

Sure enough, just as I did that, who walked into the store? Mike and his friends!

They all started cracking up at me.

"Is that your new boyfriend?" Mike asked as my face turned beet red. I couldn't even answer, I was so embarrassed.

Now my nickname in school is Plastic Girl. Ugh!

 
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haha, u shood've just tried to laugh at urself... that's what i try to do :D

 
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That a good nickname ur crazy why whould u do something like that u nut

 
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That is not bad at all.. and how can a mannequin look like someone... DORK!!

 
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It's kind of your fault for not giving him a peck on the cheek. You gave him a smooth.

 
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you could have said it was a dare. thats not that bad.

 
 
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what if he didnt have a sister??

 
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you should of said well i hear you made out with your sisters barbie

 
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i would have said how bout u try that on me

 
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ewwww you kissed a maniquin???? those things have dirt and crap alll over it! thats gross

 
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that actually isnt that bad ...like that other person said u can just laugh it off

 
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That's lame! Honestly grow up and grow some balls!

 
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well i geuss mike couldnt have liked u that much if he was making fun of u

 
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that wasn't that terrible.... just laugh it off and be like "ya, isnt he sexy?"

 
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that does suck. but my crush hates me now, excuse me my EX-crush. darian c.

 
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awwwwh that's suckks. xD ROFLMAOOOOOOO

 
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This is helluhh' fake, tho' . All 'Dating Disasters' are fakee.

 
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Ouchh I don't usually do dares or scary things I just go along and ask someone else to do it

 
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i wouldnt have done that !

 
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rofl

 
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yeah im so sure thats happened

 
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Lmfao.Hey at least yOuhh did kissed the plastic doll I probably would have to...then afta I would have laughed widd em 2 kause I wouldn't let my self down that's not bad at all

 
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okay im pretty sure that all this is fake. uuhh this is gay. and thats not even bad. id be like hahah yeah your jealous.

 
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thats not that bad actually. that wouldnt embarass me i would just say "yeah, why? you jealous?" with a wink ;)

 
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what luck...

 
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hes a plastic barbie (: hahaha lmao

 
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man that's just your luck for your crush to see you doing something very embarrassing.

 
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These are all fake morons.

 
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Your hawt next time gehh dared to kiss a sexy dude lihke meeh

 
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lolz

 
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Omg!!!! Thtsz so embarrasing Did he ever tlk to u again?

 
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omg that would stink... i feel so bad for you!

 
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nice next time tell your friends 2 dare u 2 kiss a hottie like me

 
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hahah omg that sux! i hate getting embarased! i woood of told them to shhutup and go away (; lol

 
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thats cool hhaha i would totally not mind that!

 
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haha o well

 
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You should have just told them that it was a dare or something and then it wouldnt be as bad. I hate getting embaressed.

 
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hahahaha that sux!

 
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ur hot wats ur name

 
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id wuda been like "helllll ya, his names bob, isnt he hottttt???"

 
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sicko

 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

 
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I would have made a joke about it like "yeah isn't he hot?" and then walk away laughing with my friends b4 they had time to make fun of me.

 
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i would have been like oh yess isnt he awesome luaghed and walked away with my friends that happended to me before to well somthing like it

 
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ha ha you so deserved that

 
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ha ha you so deserved that

 
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UM...I WUD HAVE LAUGHED ABO0UT IT O02...N YEA YHU SUD HAVE PLAYED ALO0NG WIT IT N SED "HELL YEA DISZ ISZ MA BF...N O02 BAD YUR NO0T CUSZ HE SAYSZ IM A REALLii GUD KISSER" LO0LSZ

 
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i remember that hahahahahahahahahaha

 
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You couldve just said yyyyyeah this is my noe boyfriend and then laughed about it and said dont his eyes sparkle? and then just laughed it all off

 
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its not actually a dating disaster. I would laugh when my crush or whatever saw me kissing the manequin. at least its not human. I agree with some of those ppls, you should have played along, make this funniest memory

 
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yuh could have juss played along with it .&&. said yes

 
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