2 months ago
My Texting Toilet Trauma
Submitted by Cassie (14), from Dumont, NJ
My crush Dave asked me to go with him to the winter dance. And I was so psyched, I went right to the mall to pick out a dress!After having a gross sandwich at the food court for lunch, I was in a store checking out some earrings when I felt a rumbling you-know-where.
I know this is SOOO nasty, but I tried to let out just a little fart to relieve myself, but then I felt something a little mushy in my pants.
Yep, I had basically pooped my pants, right there in the mall!
I ran to the bathroom, but there was nothing I could do to change. So I sent my dad a text, telling him what the emergency was…or at least I THOUGHT it was my dad!
When I got a text message back, I was confused, because it said, “umm, okayyy that’s kinda nasty!”
Turns out that I had scrolled down to DAVE instead of DAD!
I was sooo embarrassed, and, even though I tried to tell him it was a joke, Dave was pretty grossed out.
Total party pooper.
aw, for youu.. & the comment about the one who lost the love of her life, idk how old you are, but you're prolly young, you'lll finddd the true love of your life forsureeeee.
hahahahahah oh man that sucks
EWWW!! Did you ever end sending the text to your dad after you sent it to Dave?? I hope so, and that you never talked to Dave again... You will never hear the end of that...
LOL that really sucks. for u
OMG did he still go 2 da dance wit u !?!?!?!
Dayyy-uummm that's .....wowzers lol sorry 4 laughing but gurl that happens 2 every1 once in a while like really embarassing moment soo your not alone
dang that sucks
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That would suck. I wouldn'y know what to do if i were you.
aww, guys don't be mean to her. she was sick & yeah, it's nasty (no offence,) but, still, don't be rude. everyone does something like that. just like, rly embarassing.leave her alone, there's a little thing called karma.
wna hear sumthin worse... ok i was going out with the love of my life (and he always will be) and he decided that he didnt wna be my bf anymore in the middle of lunch, so he had sum kid danny that has a crush on me break up with me for him in the middle of lunch in front of all of my friends! i was so upset that i ran 2 the bathroom (which i got in trubble 4) and i was so upset and crying soo much that i got sick in the bathroom! i walked out of the room with my black makeup dripping down my face in front of the love of my life! im not heart broken! ="""""""(
must suck being YOU xD
If the sandwich was that nasty then why did u eat it? Dumbass and I doubt that a "nasty sandwich" could do that that fast! I think its cuz ur just dumb dnt blame ur weak ass muscles on a sandwich!
weird
omggg wow lol that sucks a lot. I kinda believe this story cuz Dave and Dad are close in one's phonebook cuz they both start with DA and stuff. Is ur name cassie? if not they shouldn't use that name lol my name is cassie. Ewwww thooo
? bad move
WOWW
wow. um.. wow... all i can say.. lol
lol my phone dosen't scroll it has a seperate page per person
Wow get ur names right I mean...use ur knowledge
thats a piece of crap! hahahahahahaahahahahaha but serioulsy that is sounds soo fake! :/
i can see how you got dave and dad but eww haha take your time next time!
thats why im glad to my phone. when u press send, it shows who ur sending to, their picture, and the message so i dont make a stupid mistake like that one.
wow!! when u realize it was your crush did u send another message to your dad or did u judt sit on the toliet feeling awkward
wow!! when u realize it was your crush did u send another message to your dad or did u judt sit on the toliet feeling awkward
wow!! when u realize it was your crush did u send another message to your dad or did u judt sit on the toliet feeling awkward
OMG! did he still go to the dance with you?!?
omg i would die
i think u already r from another planet and a tip 4 u u should wear a diaper then if ur gonna shit in ur pants u fuckin retard
hahaha fuckin idiot damn o well move 2 a new planet
OMG! did he still go to the dance with you?!?
OMG! did dave still go to the dance with you?!
awww!!! tht sucks, but iit happens!!! you should try to make a joke out of iit or somethingg ya knoww? oh, nd tht pic obviously iisnt of her actual txt! iits called google, people!
Sorry girl that sucks for you!!!!
that must suck
they don't put pictures in the website does hun...
why would u call? you wouldn't want other people to here your personal buisness, right? yah like i'm gonna call my dad in front of some little girl at mall or etc and say I pooped my pants, so the girl can go run aand tell her mom or something lol.
this is fake cuz your cassie, who submitted this right? and your crush is dave, why would u put ur name as who ur texting? and it doesnt take almost an hour to reply and if it was such an emergency u would have called duh
ive done the same just not as bad. i txtd the guy i liked on accident thinkin it was my friend, that told him who i liked.
ewwww what the hell was that about and it wasnt on tv
OMG! i have this huge crush on a guy named brian and he asked to go see the movie Twilight with him. He asked me if i can go get a pretzel for myself. He gave me 3 bucks and when I went there I noticed i had extra money so i got a big popcorn and a large soda for the 2 of us to drink so i could make an excuse for him to drink out of the same cup as mine. I didnt have time to go to the bathroom and i didnt want to go there becuase i had a large pretzel with a large popcorn and sode. I went back to my seat and it was TOTALLY CROWDED! he said on her you can sit next to me on my chair. I started to BLUSH! so i sat there then this funny part came on and i felt like squirming in my chair then i peed and i was like shoot. I quickly got up(which was a stupid idea) and he's like "eww why is there a puddle of-EWW PEE!!!!" everyone was like shhh ewww! and i ran out without watching the rest of the movie.
WOW THATS GROSS AND if i were you i wouldve buyed a new pair of underwear and pants(if it lesked through! I dont know how mush of a baby you were!
wow,that was stupid
thats embarassing
MAYBE U SHOULD WEAR A DIAPER U BIG BABY DID U WEAR A PACIFIER AND DIAPER 2 DA ROM BIG BABY
wow im really sorry that it happened to u and u told the dude that u were doing out with!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGG. i feel sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry 4 u
omg that is soo werid your not the only one oppps
did u still go to the dance
aww man i feel bad bout that i wouldnt go to the dance
omgg u shud be careful next time! lol