8 months ago

I Screwed Up The Big Game!

Last year, I was on the soccer team at school, basically cuz I wanted to meet girls. And, luckily, I got to flirt with a hot soccer fan named Francine!

We had a big soccer game coming up, and Francine said she was gonna be there to see me play.

I just had to impress her, so I played my butt off, sliding and tackling and kicking as hard as I could. I was doing really well, and knew she had to be impressed!

Late in the game, it was tied 1-1. The ball was in our half, and it came to me right near our goal. I was about to kick it out, but looked up to make sure Francine was watching me.

Shoulda kept my eye on the ball though – I kicked it right to the other team, and they scored a goal and won the game!

Great. Now the whole school thinks I'm a loser... including Francine!
 
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Aww. I wouldnt've kicked the ball. I would've let someone else kick it. lol. sorry.

 
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sawdie

 
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im sorry but it is just a gam ethere will be other ones!

 
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who cares

 
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its just a game and thiers other girls

 
 
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that sux. i wouldnt even care if you lost the game or not. she really must not be that into you. sorry.

 
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football player in the pic. well i guess its in europe they call soccer football in there and francine is a common english name

 
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aw tht is like really sweet n ur right girls like guys who play a sport but i did it once 2. i prob b the only girl tht would have went up 2 afterwards n say tht suxs but u do have next year dont worry about it. n tht girl doesnt seem worth it

 
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awwww that is really cute, but why would you look for her first i would have made the goal and then looked for her if i were you!

 
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omg this is a true thing that happens!its not a chain letter!it's kinda scary at first but it really works!!paste this message into 1 comment and pressALT F1 and ur crushes name will apear on the screan!!!its so weird!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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lol a hot soccer fan named francine...

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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fancine? no offence but that name aint so pretty.

 
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Francine is the ugliest name ever!LOl.No offense...I can't imagine a hot girl named Francine.

 
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hehe... francine...

 
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Awwwww.... that's so cute. You actually wanted her aproval of your playing. Next time, pick a girl who you know will be proud of you no matter what. P.S. Why would you tackle in soccer? I mean really???

 
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francine sounds like an old ladies name

 
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ok #1 dont be on a sports team #2 Get hooked up by doing it yourself and dont count on any1 or anything else

 
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No offense, but what kind of girl's name is Francine??

 
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I totally agree with 'jazzy1327'.

 
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DONT LOOK @ ANY1 IN THE LAST FEW SECS OF A GAME!!!!!!!!!!

 
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lol u are a loser jkjk seriously i think it was nice u u looked for her

 
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well mayb francine didnt need to be impressed

 
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i mean sucks

 
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i mean sucks

 
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ouch. u deserve it though. I luv soccer and im on a team with kids like that. socks 2 be u!

 
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i agree with i_love_edward, i play soccer 2 play soccer, not 2 impress guys. i hav absolutly no sympathy 4 u. u did a stupid thing and u got wat u deserved, loser.

 
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lololol! itz ok, i luv u! mwah!

 
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hey ppl any1 wanna chat?

 
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I feel so bad for you!

 
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ya...............loser dumby

 
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hey christian u cheated on Gina

 
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dumbo

 
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Dude, I'm a rep soccer player and I don't do it just to meet guys... And tackling and sliding AND kicking hard are NOT hard at all... How stupid do you have to be to look away from the game in your own end, AND NEAR YOUR OWN NET!!!??...O..M..G

 
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i only read the first sentence; and ur alredi a LOSER. ;]

 
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loser.

 
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well it isn't that....well i mean...ok it is that bad feel your pain..k well no i don't but sill sorry

 
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lmfao to teamjasper2277.

 
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YEAAAAAH FIRST COMMENT!!!