7 months ago

I Peed My Pants On A Movie Date!

 

I've had a thing for this guy named Brian for a looong time now, so imagine how excited I was when he asked me to come over and watch a movie at his house.

One problem: he wanted to watch Friday the 13th, and I HATE scary movies. But I liked him so much, I just had to deal!

When I got to his house, I was so nervous, I kept drinking the Cokes he had in the basement. I just kept sipping and sipping, till I had finished 4 cans!

By then, I really had to pee big time. But I couldn't make him pause the movie! So I sat there, trying to hold it in. That's when Jason (the goalie mask guy) popped out onscreen.

I had no chance: I totally peed myself! I tried to hide it since we were in the dark and all. But soon enough, Brian put his hand on my leg — and felt the wet spot.

He was totally grossed out... he tried to hold my hand and I peed on him instead!

 

What would YOU have done?

 
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lol i see snowglobe22 all the time and you always hawve funny comments

 
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i had 3 big glasses of Shirley Temple once, and i had to pee and i was watching a horror film with my bffs, so i put on a diaper so i could manage to see the whole movie. it worked well...i got to see the whole film and didnt have to suffer a pee stain.

 
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i would have gone but not asked him too pause it, then you could skip the scary part!!!!!!

 
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i meant u shodnt of had so much soda

 
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Well u shood of had tht much of wear a diaper to scary movies thts wat i do or all movies soo i dont miss anyhting

 
 
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how in dis world could u not take yo tell to da bathroom dat i so totally gross if u peed ur pants in front of ur date

 
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would you like to come watch a scary movie @ my house :-)

 
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it put to many of them!

 
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wow that sucks hope it works out!!!!

 
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wow that sucks hope it works out!!!!

 
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wow that sucks hope it works out!!!!

 
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wow that sucks hope it works out!!!!

 
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wow

 
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i know this sucks 2 hear (not judging you or anything) but next time just get up and let him finish watching that part...oh yeah and stick to one soda. hope it works out w/ you guys!

 
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I would've just got up. I don't mind missing parts.

 
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are you two still dating? hope peeing your pants didn't turn him off though shame on him if it did, it was an accident.

 
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what about the couch? and didnt he smell the pee?

 
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i wod rader scream that pee on my self.LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

 
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Thats ok

 
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Its not you falt but made next time you should ask him to stop the movie.

 
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lololololololol

 
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wow thats terrible lol

 
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Ouch... That would be kinda awkward... Guess it ruined it with him, huh?

 
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i woulda eaither paused the movie or said, "Sorry, i guess i didnt wipe off my pants all the way when i spilled soda on them.... ill go wip them off all the way if u want?" lolz.

 
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o...m...g just go to the washroom next time. and did u ruin the couch?

 
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thats to funny!!

 
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LOL..the old "i'm just going to hold it" turns into "i peed my pants".

 
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LOL

 
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you should of just went to the bathroom because you said you didnt like scary movies. its no big deal missing a part in a super scary movie. its not like your ganna watch it again. or are you.

 
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Just go (not one of the above choices). The last one makes no sense. It's not as if Breanna decided to pee her pants, it just - happened. And then if she peed her pants, don't lie about it.

 
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haha, wow. you should've just made him pause the movie.. it wouldn't have been a big deal!? OR you could have just went to the washroom, without getting him to pause it? unless you really wanted to see that part or something? :P

 
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wow.

 
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that was ewwwwwwww!

 
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hope your crush still forgives you for peeing on him.

 
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no shes not it was an acident idiot

 
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Girl, you messed up big time!

 
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SHE STUPIED

 
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SHE STUPIED

 
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SHE STUPIED

 
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SHE STUPIED

 
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she is stupied

 
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that guys a jerk. i would have just left the movie, go to bathroom.

 
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If I put my hand on my date's leg and found out she peed her pants, I'd assume she was scared and just 'let go'.

 
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i would have said " hey brian wheres your bathroom!" and ewwww

 
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his reaction must have been priceless when he felt that you peed your pants. but i would've just got up and went - why even bother having him stop the movie if it's nothing you wanted to watch anyway.

 
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crap, your so not lcuky but oh well ppl make mistakes jeej LOL

 
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I would have told him I have bladder issues and Im getting therapy for it, im kidding lol, I just would have told the truth

 
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not funny but i think i would have told him the truth.

 
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I would have soo told him i have to go to the bathroom cause if i hated scary movies then i could also get away from it and any person would have to go to the bathroom drinking all thoses pops.....but at least i am not afraid of scary movies

 
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i would of been lke, hun ik u rlly dnt wanna pause this movie bce u UV it so much but i need 2 go 2 the room nd if i dnt there will b a little problem.

 
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