7 months ago

I Accidentally Spit On My Crush!

My friends and I love to dare each other to do crazy things. And last week, my friend Steve said he could spit further out of a classroom window than me. Obviously, I had to prove him wrong.

We went into an empty classroom and opened up the window, getting ready to launch our loogies.

Steve reached back and fired first, hitting the curb near the parking lot. Not bad, but I knew I could beat him. So I sucked it up from the very tips of my toes and hacked one up...

Problem was, as I spit, my crush Danielle had walked out of the building, and the loogie landed right on her head! She quickly looked up and saw it was me.

So I won the spitting contest, but lost the one girl I actually cared about. Nice going.

What would YOU have done if you spit on your crush?

 
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EWWWWW. But its not like u knew it was gonna land on her. seriously. its nobodys fault here.

 
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that is so gross.

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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EWWWW!!!!!!!!! THATS SOOOOOO GROSS BUT IF MY CRUSH DID THAT AND APOLIGIES THEN I WILL FORGIVE HIM BUT IF HE DOESNT THEN I'LL CUSS AT HIM!!!

 
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OMG! THATS SOO GROSS. I WOULD HAVE TOLS THE GRL A BRD POOPED ON HER OR SOMETHING

 
 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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wow. did u apologize to her?

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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like imma spit out a window anyways dats nasty!!!!

 
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gross! u will b lucky if she talks 2 u4 @ least 10yrs

 
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DANG DUDE YOU GOT IT BAD IF I WAS YOU I WOULD PROB. APOLOGIZE LIKE 1,00000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000 00000000 times

 
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wow this guy is digustingly gross

 
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spit on your crush wow! ! !

 
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EEW th last ones slutty!

 
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I would just say it was a joke than to admit that I did it with a purpose. Hahaha

 
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I would just say it was a joke than to admit that I did it with a purpose. Hahaha

 
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i would of had a fight with that person who spit at me even doe i hade no clue that they were playing around by catalina

 
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I WOULD DEFINITIVELY LEAVE THIS SCHOOL JUST SPITING ON PEOPLE CREATE FIGHT, COME ON HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WAS U THE ONE WHO GET SPIT ON.

 
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computer is really slow

 
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i wanted to try it and my is really slow:D

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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I would just say it was a joke than to admit that I did it with a purpose. Hahaha.

 
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that is SO sick! i hope u apologized to her. poor girl. I sure wouldnt want to be spat at!

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 video if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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Ewww thats sooo groooosss. Jeeez You shud of looked b4 yew spiitttt

 
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k

 
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i chose the first one but i think you should have hidden your self or something LOL! that was so funny

 
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i chose the first one but i think you should have hidden your self or something LOL! that was so funny

 
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OMG! that is so gross! sick!lol!

 
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u should have stuck ur head in the window so she wouldnt hae seen it was u duh!!!!! but aparently i chose the first one and yea so did everybody else

 
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well u should have ducked by the window so she didn't see it's you

 
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o em g! that was krazy! I would have apologized to my crush because he is really cute and sweet to me.

 
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poor danielle

 
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ewwwwwww next time say don't spray it

 
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That's...odd. I'm not sure what to do only because I lost my spacebar button so I have to press the bottom the belongs under the spacebar and it is in a small hole.......

 
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I would so apologize!!!

 
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APOLAGIZE and i dont care if it is spelt wrong!

 
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APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 i would die if that happened 2 me!!!! God! i feel ur pain!

 
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nastyy.... and 2 the person below me, you really are desperate!! XP

 
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cool you single?

 
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2nd..and gross dude! (no offense)

 
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1st comment!!!!!