4 months ago

My Crush Saw My Mom Topless!

I was on vacation with my parents in Puerto Rico last week, but started to get super bored. So, when I saw this total cutie chilling out by the pool, I knew I had to make a move.

Long story short, we ended up talking and agreed to meet up at 9 p.m. that night. Woo hoo!

After dinner with the parentals, I told them I was gonna go for a walk... but of course, I headed to the pool, instead. I met up with the boy and started a flirt-a-thon. That's when my parents showed up.

At first, they didn't see us - my parents just jumped right in to the water, thinking they were the only ones around. And they must have been feeling crazy that night, because my mom just took off her bikini top. We got the whole show, unfortunately!

When my mom and dad saw me and my crush, they were embarrassed, but also mad at me for lying to them. I couldn't even look them in the eyes (or the boobs), though.

Meanwhile, my chances with the cutie? Totally soaked. He was traumatized for life.
 
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lucky that your dad didn't do any thing

 
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ew they did it in the pool?!!

 
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your mom must have been wanting to do that for your dad, not knowing you were there. you poor girl.

 
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OMG why would ur mom even do that!

 
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Omg...Why would your mom take off her top? Even if your parents are alone that is just omg!

 
 
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eww just run dugh

 
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my mom doesnt swim that much and i hope that never happens to me!

 
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OMG that sucks

 
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OMG buummer

 
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that sucks

 
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Advice quad: next time DO NOT go near the pool. LADY!

 
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mannnn....sucks alot. i would have died!

 
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OH that suxs

 
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shut up summer no one i repeat NO ONE cares

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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srry bout the guy..

 
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w.o.w i would sooo lecture my rents bout that

 
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i would act as if i didnt kno dem until id get home. nd if dey lecture me i would lecture dem bak!!!

 
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i would act as if i didnt kno dem until id get home. nd if dey lecture me i would lecture dem bak!!!

 
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Holy crap I am stupid!Y did i clik Y?!

 
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omg i would die! i am glad im not u.

 
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I feel VERY Sorry 4 u

 
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hahahahahahahahahahahah

 
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stfu dont lie to your parent its the bets thing 2 do wen you wanna go with your crush haha well daam you got some freaky parents and daam i would feal bad if i was u jk but yeah and is your mom fat ?cuz if she is she really shouldnt be doing that yeah and your dad must be skiny hahah lol:o

 
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i could have gone my WHOLE LIFE without knowing that.

 
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dont lie to ur parents

 
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Yea UR PARENTS WERE IN THE MOOD

 
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wow and i thot MY mom was bad......

 
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UGH! that's digusting

 
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totally . anonymous thats so gross ! ur such a pervert !

 
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anonymous under me, you are a huge pervert, to be acting like that. and that is not a teen it's a grown woman, I can tell these things. that is totally perverted.

 
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anonymous under me, you are a huge pervert, to be acting like that. and that is not a teen it's a grown woman, I can tell these things. that is totally perverted.

 
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yum were her boobs big

 
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wow, ur mom was on crack! lol

 
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wild you have wild parents i dont lol in that is super crazy

 
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eeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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UMM OK GREAT EXAMPLE THAT NOT RIGHT EWWW

 
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EWWW.

 
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EWWW.

 
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your mom is gross and pic is gross

 
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um ok if i wre ur parents i wouldnt hav the guts to get mad at u after u saw us getn frisky

 
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i couldve gone my WHOLE life without reading that

 
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that is way 2 sick :\

 
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that is just sick on so many levles!!!!!!!!!

 
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everything about that is so sick XP

 
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that pic is so sick XP

 
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Nicklover1200 is totally right! That is totally disgusting in the first place. And then they get mad at YOU! WRONG!!! I feel sorry for you though

 
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i agree with anonymous

 
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i feel sorry 4 u

 
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