4 months ago
Words Put in Bella's and Carlisle's Mouths!
When Summit sent us this awesome promo shot from New Moon, we were super excited... except that, since we haven't read the script, we don't know what Bella and Carlisle were saying!
We asked for your help, and you came up with some awesome answers!
Here's the winner, but there are a ton more to check out. CLICK HERE to read them all!
STOP FUCKIN MAKING FUN OF TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carlisle:Rosalie,Emmett pin her down to the ground!!Rosalie:Okkkkkk.A s long as I 4th drink!! Edward:I call first drink!!Alice:2nd!!Jasper will be third!!Jasper:Ohhhhh Yeaahhhhh!!!!!!Emmett:Thi s is going to be sooo freakiinnnn good!!!!Esme:We are so sorry Bella,but we have to and we must do!!!(not sorryy)Bella:I thought you all loved me!!!Especially Edward and Esme!!
Carlisle is soooooooooooo hot omg marrry me!!!!!!!
carlisle: help we need a doctor!!! Bella: Hey I think you are a one!
carlisle: help we need a doctor!!! Bella: Hey I think you are a one!
carlisle:dont wory it only hurts for a minute.bella:nnnnnnooooo: ow!
Carlisle: Crap, Bella. Why are u so flippin clumsy? uggh now i have a mess to clean up! retard! Bella: Hey it's your freaking blood sucker of a son who jumped at me! >:[
Bella : I cleared the room Carlisle : they didnt leave because you smell to good to not kill they left because you stink
Carlisle: Emmet, Rosalie pin her down, Edward you get the first drink! Bella: I thought you loved me!
Carlisle is a friggin sexy beast. im going to steal him from esme
sachaz, 2 days ago Anonymous, 3 days ago sorry about this... when your reading this dont stop or i will kill you. i am 14 years old. i am missing ears and a nose. i am dead. if you read this i will kill you and your family in your sleep if you dont post this on 5 more pages within an hour. good luck.
same !! H8 kristen!!!
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UGHHHHH I HATE KRISTEN SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! *SECERET* WHEN I WAS READING THE BOOKS NOT ONLY WAS I LAUGHING AT HER PAIN BUT I WAS WISHING IT WAS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For someone who is over 300 years old, Carlisle is mighty fine!
I know what they say,but just for the heck of it.... Bella: I'm sorry! I'm such a klutz! Carlisle: It's not your fault,Bella. Besides I'm kind of thirsty anyways.
I LOVE CARLISLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
C: Well Bella looks like another trip to hospital B: I call shot gun
that is not funny
Bella: Gee thanks for pushing me into the wall edward. you could have just ran your very hot vampire butt upstairs to get me a band-aid for my paper-cut. carlisle: Edward come here and bite your girlfriend already! you know you want to!
carlisle;Jasper be strong son this is edwards girlfreind our family bella:thanks carlisle edward mabey you should oeve
everyone who has read new moon nos wat carlisle and bella r saying but just 4 fun carilse-bella wat happened bella -wat does it look like carlisle -*looks down at her hand *hay is that real gold
Carlise:No Jasper that was not very nice to try to kill Bell.That's Victoria's JOB!!! Bella:Hu?!
i know its been done, but maybe if they found a better one they'll repost it. So here it goes- carlisle: mmmm bella, you do smell awfully good. Bella: aren't you the one thats supposed to be use to blood?
Carlise: Bella,Bella! Are you ok? Bella: Besides the fact that your son just tried to eat me, my boyfriend cant breathe beacause he Might as well, and This all hapend on my birthday i guess everthings going smoothly!!
carslie:bella you look..deliciouse Bella: i thought your gift was to resist bloood
carlisle:bella r u ok? bella:does it luk like im okay?
I know it's already done, but I'm gonna do my own, anyways: Bella: Carlisle,what are we gonna do? Carlisle:What do you think?! Edward, come do the honors!
i beta 6 yearold who hasnt even read the book could do better JK JK JK
BELLA:IT SURE IS A GOOD THING YOU CAN PUT UP WITH THIS. THERES 7 THURSTY VAMPS HERE THAT COULD SUCK MY DRY. CARLISLE:BELLA SHUT UP I HAVE TO HERE WHAT THE OTHERS ARE SAYING
Bella: Man, this carpet is dirty! Carlisle: Sorry Bella. I told Edward to clean it.
STUPID Carlie would never say that :(
Mine was better...
that's good, but the problem is is that bella and carlisle would never say that.
Thats stupid. It's more like... Carlisle: OH SNAP!!! Bella: WTF Edward? Y did u push me into a frieking wall?!
...uhmm...yeaaah..
thats bad
thats bad
tht stunk
thats stupid
that sux it isn't even funny, mine was... Bella: when is our next break, i got to crap so bad Carlisle: Ten minutes to freedom. Free I tell you
lame
mine was waaaaaaayy better
that really stupid and gayy.
sorry im really stupid so can u explain that to me?......and no, im not a blonde chick
omjello...the guy is a vampire
i agree how is that funny i make no sence what-so-ever
mines funnier, Carlisle-Hey Bella this will cheer you up, why did Jasper cross the road to drink your blood. Bella-thanks Carlisle thats real comforting.
ha ha that one is so funny, i'm just kidding that one is so not funny 4tnz should've put up one that is funny
i'm sorry if i'm stupid but i don't get it