4 weeks ago

He Touched My Monster Zit!

Last week, I was at the mall with my friend Karissa when we noticed my crush, Danny, hanging out with his friends. He'd been really flirty with me before, and we even held hands once (!) a few weeks ago, but he still hadn't asked me out.

I grabbed Karissa's arm and dragged her over to where Danny and his friends were. After saying hi, Danny told me he needed to talk to me alone about something. This was going to be when he told me how he felt, I thought! I was super stoked!

But that’s not what it was: Danny told me he didn't like me back anymore. I was so upset that I started crying!

Danny tried to brush my tears away from my face, but kept rubbing his finger over the same spot. That’s when I realized that he was touching a huge pimple that was about to pop!

I actually had to tell Danny to stop because his rubbing was hurting my face. And making it bleed. Ew!!! My kingdom for some Proactiv!

I could tell that Danny was grossed out my touching my acne, so I just ran away from him. And now he won’t talk to me anymore.

Talk about being stuck between a zit and a hard place!

 
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thats alright if he can't deal with life's problems then he probably wasn't right for you anyway. You will find someone who loves you for you!

 
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yah uuuuhhhh jonaslover2896,u annoy the crap out of me!!!!!

 
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What butthole would diss you like that?

 
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that was rude of him 2 do that. and that story was messd up i ddnt get ny of it

 
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thats sad =(

 
 
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EWWWWWWWWWWWW!But at least he was trying not to make you cry :...(

 
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what a weirdo!!

 
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He's a PIMPLE TUCHER EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW NASTIES

 
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HE WAS TOUCHING YOUR PIMPLE! EW!

 
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all of the stories here is all about crushes. IT'S GETTING BORINGGGG!!!!

 
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oh how sad

 
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oh how sad

 
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wasn't that on fml....?

 
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im sorry.......at least he didnt tell u in an email.....not that im saying anything. >(

 
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it was nice he didn't tell you in front of everyone though...

 
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...oh and 3rrd!!

 
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gross!!thats rlly wierd> :/

 
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gross. and why would he keep touching it? thats weird

 
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first coment!!! and ewww