After school one day my neighbor – who was also my crush – asked me if I wanted to hang out. I couldn’t just turn him down so I agreed. After a while we’d just began walking around the neighborhood, and I’d needed to use the restroom. Right before I could tell him I needed to go to the bathroom and I’d be right back, I fell into a hole I hadn’t seen. So scared from the fall, I peed myself right then and there in front of him! He’d helped me up before he’d realized what had happened and he burst out laughing.
Once I was in the kitchen with my mom and she farted, and of course I screamed “gross mum!” And then I farted really loudly 5 minutes later.
So, there’s a VERY ANNOYING boy in my class! My BFF is totally obsessed with him! I mean OBSESSED! All day at school today, he chased me around and kept calling me, “Tater- Tot!” Literally!!!!!! ALL DAY!! So, at recess he chased me, chased me, and chased me! I soon gave up, I stopped, yelled, “Come and get me Mr. Potato Head!” He got VERY mad! He darted straight towards me! He picked me up and shook me around and whispered something…..I can’t tell you! Sorry, but you can guess! I told my bff and her mouth dropped and was Soooooooooooo jealous! She never talked to me for the rest of the day! :(
That awkward moment when you realize that the parents on Home Alone left their kid four times and never returned to him until the very end…