Kitten's Bedtime Routine

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Surf's Up!

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Why?!

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UNO!

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Fail!

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Hypocrite Alert

Once I was in the kitchen with my mom and she farted, and of course I screamed “gross mum!” And then I farted really loudly 5 minutes later.

This is Heavennnnn!!!!

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Boys......

So, there’s a VERY ANNOYING boy in my class! My BFF is totally obsessed with him! I mean OBSESSED! All day at school today, he chased me around and kept calling me, “Tater- Tot!” Literally!!!!!! ALL DAY!! So, at recess he chased me, chased me, and chased me! I soon gave up, I stopped, yelled, “Come and get me Mr. Potato Head!” He got VERY mad! He darted straight towards me! He picked me up and shook me around and whispered something…..I can’t tell you! Sorry, but you can guess! I told my bff and her mouth dropped and was Soooooooooooo jealous! She never talked to me for the rest of the day! :(

That Makes Sense...

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Whaaaat

That awkward moment when you realize that the parents on Home Alone left their kid four times and never returned to him until the very end…

CatFish!

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