OMG! After a long morning doing powerslides in the driveway on my new bike, my mom decided to nickname me "skidmark". Sux 4 me!

OMG! I really had to go to the bathroom today, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. So I ended up using a piece of paper. Turned out to be my homework. Sux 4 me!

OMG! Somebody put a video of me up on YouTube! Too bad it was me singing in the shower. Really off-key. Sux 4 me!

OMG! I asked this really cute guy out on a date. Turns out he’s been secretly dating my BFF. What the heck?! Sux 4 me!

OMG! Today someone told me I reminded them a TV star. I asked who. They said Heidi Montag. Sux 4 me!

OMG! Today my BFF kept calling me, but I ignored her to get some homework done. Turns out she had JoBro tickets, and is now bringing someone else. Sux 4 me!

OMG! My friend and I were at the park, when she called me over to watch two gross old people make out. It was my parents. Sux 4 me!

OMG! I was waiting ALL WEEK to see the results of American Idol. But I had to record it cuz I had band practice. Then my mom gave away the ending when I walked in the door. Thanks! Sux 4 me!

OMG! i was talkin to this guy im like in love with, when my dad got on the phone and yelled at me for not cleening up my dogs poop Sux 4 me!

OMG! my brother logged into my im yesterday and started saying bad stuff to evrry1 in my buddy list incluuding this guy i like! Sux 4 me!