OMG! My girlfriend broke up with me last week because she wanted me to be more like Edward. I was like “Who’s Edward?” Then she explained: Edward Cullen. Sux 4 me!

OMG! I ate cereal without milk this morning. It got stuck in my throat. I later coughed it up on my crush. Sux 4 me!

OMG! OMG! Today my crush asked me to hang out(or so i thought). I blurted out yes, before he could finish. The whole senttence was, "Do you think your bff wants to hang out?" He wasn't asking me out! Sux 4 me! Sux 4 me!

OMG! and looked freaked out. Sux 4 me!

OMG! Today Rob Pattinson walked by and I said CAN YOU BITE ME?? and he said no and ran away. Sux 4 me!

OMG! After me and my boyfriend broke up,we havent talked in a while and he got a new girlfriend. So when I told my best friend that I still have feelings for him she yelled it out right in the whole classroom and in front of him and his GF.That Sux 4 me!

OMG! I was jumping on my friends trampoline when my crush came by. then my shirt flew up, so i basiclly flashed my crush! Sux 4 me!

OMG! I asked this really cute guy to prom.But it turns out that he was going to prom with my frenemey!BUMMER Sux 4 me!

OMG! I Have This Crush On This Guy Named Tierney....But He Said He Hates Girls Who Are Seriously Nice And Kind....HUH? Sux 4 me!

OMG! ok so today was taco lunch in the cafeteria. i heard my crush likes a girl with a big appetite. i decided to sit next to him. i piled up the salsa on my taco. while he was in the midst of asking me out, i let out the biggest fart in history Sux 4 me!