OMG! My dog gave me a kiss. Then he went back to what he was doing before I entered the room. What was he doing? Licking his own poop. Sux 4 me!

OMG! Today I sneezed a giant nasty booger into hands. I was holding my lunch. Sux 4 me!

OMG! Today I got a haircut. I said take a “bit off.” She heard buzz cut. Sux 4 me!

OMG! theres this cute guy in my class who told me I had a nice smile. then today my orthodonntist told me I need braces. Sux 4 me!

OMG! my tivo forgot to record the jobros new show!!!! Sux 4 me!

OMG! i ate a bagel this morning and then found out it was moledy Sux 4 me!

OMG! i was eating a hot pocket for lunch, but the pizza stuff squirted out! it went everywhere! including my brand new shirt. that cost 100 bucks. Sux 4 me!

OMG! OMG! Today I was trying to convince my friends that climbing ontop of doughouts was safe. They climbed up, I slipped and fell. I know have two broken legs! Sux 4 me! Sux 4 me!

OMG! I was outside at my dads an i was with my hot guy friends in these short shorts an a tank top showing off for the boys an then i stepped on this thing that led to the sewer pipe an it fell in an my leg went completely in an they laughed Sux 4 me!

OMG! My brother's friend called me a Bitch. I sprained his ankle. He broke my new iPod. Sux 4 me!