OMG! I had a very bad day yestrday, and when when my crush Jake finally called. I wanted to answer, but I didn't. The next day I realized he moved to a diferent state and wanted to tell me he likes me and wanted to go out before he moves. Really Sux 4 me!

OMG! I was with my bff and my bf i left to go to the bathroom. And i caught my bff making out with my bf!! Sux 4 me!

OMG! I was watching Twilight with my boyfriend, and to be funny, i bit his neck. then i felt something squirt in my mouth. i'd popped a zit on his neck. in my mouth. EW! oh, and the next day, he dumped me for being a weirdo. Sux 4 me!

OMG! Yesterday, i got my period at school. I wasn't wearing a pad and when i stood up to leave, i noticed the blood had stained the chair! Now everyone calls me the 'red' bandit. Sux 4 me!

OMG! This really cute guy at the mall starting flirting with me. He even put his hands gently on my waist, which I thought was so sweet! That is, until he walked away... and I realized he had just stolen my wallet. Sux 4 me!

OMG! so I was at the movies with my crush. Well, this really rude woman was in front of us with her cell phone going off really loud. so I kicked the back of her chair. When she turned around, I saw it was my crush's mom!! REALLLLY Sux 4 me!

OMG! i was walking with my crush.& i had to go # 1 and 2 so i stop at a gas station and they were closed! So i went in the woods & then my crush called my name.So i pulled up the jeans & pooped & peed my pants.it was gross.he was grossed out Sux 4 me!

OMG! My crush Steve and I were supposed 2 go to the movies, but he canceled. so I called my bff Katie, but she couldnt go either. So I went by myself. A couple in front of me were totally liplocked, and I told them 2 stop. It ended out being Steve and Kate. Sux 4 me!

OMG! My crush lives next door to me. One day, I accidentally left my blinds open, and he caught a glimpse of me in my Hello Kitty bra and panties rocking out to Lady GaGa in my room. Worst of all: He looked disgusted. Sux 4 me!

OMG! Today, my cell phone went off in my bag and my teacher was so mad, she came over and dumped everything out in front of the whole class. That included my tampons. Sux 4 me!