Which Sign Is The Biggest IM Flirt?

WEEK OF NOVEMBER 17 - NOVEMBER 24

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: As the stars start chatting each other up in the cosmos, now's the perfect time for you to cuddle up with your laptop for some good ol' fashioned Instant Message flirting (okay, not so old fashioned, your grandparents didn't have a computer!)

APRIL 20 - MAY 20: Your friends need you right now, so turn off the TV and lend a helping hand (If "Wizards of Waverly Place" is on, don't forget to TiVo, though!) Doing so will definitely help score you some karma points – too bad they're not redeemable at the mall!

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: Don't look now (okay, look, because otherwise you couldn't read this!), but you'll be getting a nice surprise soon. It might be a visitor, it might be a gift, or a visitor with a gift (our favorite!)

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: The rings of Saturn and Uranus (hee hee) will become entangled, leading to a series of confusing text messages from your crush. Don't worry – it's just their way of saying he thinks your star shines brighter than all the rest! That, or he's confused because you put your phone number in his cell phone and listed it under "mom" when he wasn't looking. Nice one!

JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: You're off on a search for something – could it be some new threads, a new crush, or your mind? Whatever it is, keep looking – sometimes, you find the best stuff when you're not even trying (mmmm… cookies in the bathtub, for example).

AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22: People at school have been getting you down, but have no fear – you'll be getting even when the school bully slips on a banana peel and flies across the cafeteria! When they land in a box of fudgesicles, it'll be the bully that is in the sticky situation – while you'll be the cool one once again. Meanwhile: Bully covered in fudge sounds pretty yummy.

SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23: You have been running in circles trying to make time for everyone in your life, but that's just gonna make you dizzy and wanna puke. You're forgetting about the most important person. Umm…hello? It's yourself, duh!

OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21: This week, Mercury is messing with communication signals. So not only is your cell getting bad reception, but the teachers in school are practically speaking in a different language. No worries, though. Just use your Lameness-to-English dictionary.

NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: Your good energy will help you in the near future when a new opportunity comes your way. Keep on your toes! Wait, not LITERALLY on your toes. Not unless you’re waiting to hear back about a ballet audition.

DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19: Even though you totally hate doing them, take care of some chores around the house and your parents will repay you by letting you spend more time with your friends. Oh, yeah…and you don't have to make your room SPARKLING clean. That’s what under the bed is for.

JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: Change will do you good, whether it’s changing your curfew or changing that C- on your report card to an A with clever penmanship. Hey, we never said it'd come easy!

FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: Your recent comedic personality is making friends LOL. Make them laugh so hard they pee their pants and then YOU'LL be the one ROTFL! (And yes, that stands for Rolling On The Floor Laughing…at people peeing their pants.)