Q: How can you tell if your computer needs more memory?

A: It says, "Byte Me."

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The English teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Jock Dimbulb got up and read his essay.

He began, "My dad fell into the well last week..."

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Did you hear the one about the two kids who tried to kiss in the fog? They mist! 

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Teacher: Tell me, why is the globe flattened only at the poles and not anywhere else?

Student: What are you looking at me for? I didn't break it...