In Australia, someone has been cutting off the head of Zac Efron on cardboard High School Musical 3 ads!

How can they do that to our boy...

Our bff Aaron send us this message:

"Took #2. Need tp. Trying 2 reach stall nxt to mine!"

In case you didn't know already, Aaron is this totally HILARIOUS guy and he volunteered to tell us about every lil' detail about his life, no matter how goofy or gross.

The best part? You can be friends with him, too...

Are you AIM-ing for Awesomely Aaron? (For those that don't know, AIM stands for AOL's Instant Messenger service).

You can also get Aaron on Apple's iChat...

1. Go to www.twitter.com (say the word out loud: "twitter"...sounds funny, right?)...

"A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! Ugh!'

"There's this guy that really likes me and I like him too. But there's one problem: He's always getting into trouble (like he almost got arrested once!) and has a reputation for being kind of a player.

"But he's really nice to me. And now he's asked me out. Should I go out with him? Or is he just bad news?"...

Could THIS be the one that wins the prize?

"Two mice just moved into a human's house.

"The first mouse got the bedroom and the second mouse got the bathroom..."

The Nintendo DS contest is so on!

Here's one entry aiming to win the ROTFL race:

"Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

"The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same...

Anybody got a mirror? Miley needs to see that: A. trying to put on your makeup with one eye closed is always a bad idea! Always! B. her gums are totally bleeding. Ouch! C. she has lipstick smeared all over her teeth! Oops!

Click on Miley or "see the whole thing" for the answer...